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Or the Yorkie. Are Bullet seriously playing second last for the whole weekend? Oh dear lord what has the world come to?

I would never vote for the bnp' date=' i think you should go to ebay and buy a sense of humour.

It was an accidental stabbing caused by his own stupidity with my elbow coming into contact with an object he was holding which then penetrated through his milky white skin[/quote']

I bought one but it never got it delivered. Bastard never gave me the money back either. Think he was a facist.

Why doesn't he just use the lift?

Hon Jonda - not only are you willing to vote for the BNP on the basis that they will do something about political correctness, I also read on the bebo thread that you stabbed someone in high school. No offence, but you are the sort of person that if you sat next to me on the train, I would move.

Being American, I'm sure one can be purchased with several Xs preceding the L.

"kept it in his wardrobe waiting for such a time as it might come back into fashion. After seeking advice from a wise and fashionable friend, he has now submitted to my selling it." Methinks that the said friend has either a naughty sense of humour, or a guide dog.

I did not say that these bands were Metal, I just said that if you think that if you are ill-educated in the ways of proper music, then listen to some of the following. Whilst you may be right in saying that Converge, DEP are hardcore rather than metal, you can't doubt that they are heavy. About 4365949987999 times heavier than those welsh berks in fact.

Chimaira - Impossibility of Reason it was nice and cheap and I heard one song of it that rocked my socks. It's a decent album not exactly complex or mind bending. However one that is is

DJ Shadow - Entroducing can't believe I have only just discovered it, he is undoubtably a god. This album is just the ultimate sex, it's so so so good.

Also just bought new Atreyu album I am ashamed to say, was hoping for some nice riffs and mindless emoness. So that's what I got.

Slayer - Raining Blood

Lamb Of God - 11th Hour

Hondo Maclean - Keithie's Done Himself A Mischief

The Music - Welcome To The North

Mastodon - Sea Beast

Roadrunner United - Baptized in Redemption

The Agony Scene - Forever Abandoned

At The Drive-In - Pattern Against User

The Bled - I Have Never Met Another Gemini

Deftones - When Girls Telephone Boys

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

Converge - Concubine

At The Gates - Suicide Nation

Fall Of Troy - FCPREMIX

Iron Maiden - Phantom Of The Opera

I was dissappointed by their album. First time I heard Hand of Blood i was blown away, quality riff, a great simple don't-think-too-hard moshing song. Rest of the ep was pretty good too, for a young band thought they definitely had some song writing talent, even if they lyrics were fairly poor and they were just redoing what many a band had done before. But they album came out, got the usual 5Ks from Kerrang, and basically has the same riff 14 times. Couple of ok tunes, but absolutely no soul in the album at all, just riff chorus riff chrous, totally made for the masses metal/pop. Seen them in the Garage in Glasgow, pretty good but really nowhere even in the same postal district as Mastodon a couple of months later, who are obviously gods and connosuiers of proper music. If you think BFMV or Trivium is proper metal, then slap yourself in the head, and go and listen to:

Converge

Dillinger Escape Plan

Burst

Mastodon

Ephel Duath

Sikth

Nevermore

Lamb Of God

Hondo Maclean

Strapping Young Lad

Meshuggah

why the fuck would you put hulu-hoops in soup?o_O

Why would you put croutons in soup? It's just a lower class version; you still get the added crunchy texture and extra nourishment. As a growing lad, a bowl of liquid is not enough, you need some carbs in there too!

Baxter's Tomato Soup, boring I know. But it needs additives. Either some crispy french bread (buttered to the max) and dipped in, or ready salted crisps (golden wonder or hopefully hula hoops) poured in.

My gran's vegetable soup is also wonderful.

Don't mind Baxter's Royal Game either, but only in small quantities.

yes

The clientelle is certainly different. Whereas on myspace it's mostly chaps with emo fringes trying to be as cool as possible, bebo is full of geeks, neds, and basically most type of person in the human spectrum. You're far more likely to find someone you've lost contact with on bebo. Most people are making use of the unlimited photo space - compared to the 12 you get on myspace - to share their images of thee night before. Nights out are organised on bebo instead of in the hall kitchen.

Iron Maiden - Powerslave + Number Of The Best are always the two pointed out as being there best albums, however Bruce Dickinson wrecks anything he touches - their first album is a record of unadultered genius and all the rest were patchy reworkings of the same song with shit operatic vocals. Run To The Hills? Fuck off.

It depends because metal is such a huge genre nowdays, we could go for the best pure metal band, or take in everything else like black metal, death metal, grindcore etc etc etc.

I'll just make a list of who I reackon are the best bands peddaling their wares in a metal sort of way. And they would be;

Iron Maiden - Masters of old school metal, Iron Maiden is the best album ever made. Nobody makes music so suited for the air guitar.

Pantera - Every riff was pure gold, totally just the most head-banging band ever.

Lamb Of God - Not legends yet, but I'd say the only ones that could carry on where Pantera left off, they make it even more metal by adding another guitar, and the best fucking blast beats ever.

Mastadon - They make me come.

Tool - Totally different by way that you don't bang your head, you don't give the horns, and you don't mosh to fuck. Instead you just sit back and listen to how immense they are.

System Of A Down - Heavy as hell, slightly derranged, politically charged, and come out with brilliant tunes every album.

Meshuggah - The soundtrack of the apocalypse and getting savagely anally violated by a Terminator.

I have just found this thread after many weeks without the Wasteland and it has amused me beyond anything I could have dreamed of.

Ha Ha, what on Earth?

My drummer and my bassist are both sparkies, which is quite scary, knowing how fucking dumb they are.

I think that the best thing to do is just read all the books one after the other. As a whole, it's unbeatable.

Look forward to it, it's gonna be a stormer!

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