Penny

hehehe, it was ever so dull.. swelling of lips tongue and throat.. yum yum.

i might just fart in your face, and you never know when a follow-through could occur.

i don't think im being whiney, im just stating an opinion that im sure a lot of rape vitcims would agree with.

you try being raped, i dont think you would find those kind of jokes funny. or maybe you would. fuck knows these days.

i thought when you got tested for allergies' date=' they put a small amount say on your arm and see how bad the reaction is.

eating raw fish is bad enough like....eugh[/quote']

yeah they used to do scratch tests, on your back, or arm.. don't know why i got the taste test, it was fuckin rank. i was about 15 when it happened, and all i did in hospital all dayw was watch tellytubbies, it was soooooo boring.

false. it makes my tummy hurt

TPBM has eaten a banana with the skin on before.

jesus christ!! literally..

thats really cool, but a bitty scary.

Why do you insist on trying to put the world to rights!?

Makes you seem really...well' date=' more bint-ish (i'm being told its a word - I mean it in the worst sense because you are a TIT).

Preacher? Your not really.

:insert insult...NOW!:

Cock Juggaling thunder-cunt![/quote']

oh wow.. did i ever say that i insist to putting the world to rights? no..

i just don't get why people make rape jokes. there is actually nothing funny about rape. shoot me for not finding it hilariously funny.

i have an anaphylactic shock with fish, seafood, prawn crisps, seaweed.. anything water-dwelling..

im also allergic to chocolate, milk and avacados.

the tests u get done for allergies are shocking, i was actually made to eat raw fish (which ive been allergic to from birth) and then i had a shock, and they had to pump 3 different chemicals thru the needle thing in my hand.. adrenalin didnt work

it's a really funny feeling having cold fluids run through your veins up your arm, its quite a sickening feeling

true.

TPBM owns a string-vest.

I suspect if you replace the word "husband" with "rapist" you might be a bit closer. It's all right there in the lyrics...

thanks, thats lovely.

why do people think saying things like that is funny? it's not.

at stared at that for too long without blinking, and one of my contacts fell out. oops.

true. nasty swimming accident which involved me going way too fast and forgetting there was a wall to crash into. all friggin broken fingers.

TPBM has spilt a drink on someone purposefully before

Why is it *NEVER* Adam Fuckface from Maroon 5 that dies??? Why??? Where is the justice (although this dude's band do have a terrible name)???

oi!!! thats my future husband you're talking about. grrrrrrr.

false. i don't like sweet things anymore

TPBM sleeps with their favourite toy

false. i've never been a woman.

TPBM read a book this week

agreed.

*and sorry for getting off of the subject matter*

i'm glad you don't apologise' date=' I have very little respect for people who don't say what they mean. Although that doesn't mean I respect you.[/quote']

i don't expect you to respect me, all i am to you is someone who writes stuff on the internet. we don't know each other.

Yes but' date=' calling someone a munter is, well, plain nasty.[/quote']

people get called a number of nasty names on here, but i dont think anyone actually takes it seriously.. i meant it in a light-hearted fashion, and i didnt mean to cause offence.

i apologise. for fucks sake, no i don't. i do not apologise for my use of the word.

chill pills all round.

it does look stunningly fabulous..

If being honest' date=' direct, violent, sadistic and causing chaos makes me a "miserable munter" then so be it, but don't hide behind your computer when you have something to say to me.[/quote']

oh dear.. seeing as it's a THREAD where we were asked to WRITE who we thought was happy and miserable.. i'll gladly say it to your face, that yes i think you are a miserable munter, but saying it in this context over the internet is not 'hiding', i simply answered an internet question over the internet.

okay' date=' and where might one find such a luxuriously big bathroom that can acompany hundreds of flying rubber duckies?[/quote']

penny's pad!! but sometimes its not so good, and they use up all the hot water..

'skimming-landing thing'..

the duckie is flying through the air, and he/she spots a rather luxury stretch of water to park their bums, so they soar down to the water, lean back on their feet, and skim (using their feet against the water as breaks) to land.

comprende?

oh really? why then do tiny rubber duckies need man-sized baths? eh eh eh???

so that they can invite their friends round to play, and to get into the bath they need to do that skimming-landing thing, obviously.

careless whisper - george michael. score. he's a dude.

True. ashamed.

TPBM is still in bed