Guest Candi Flava Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Micro gig with Real Shocks, me playing the synth like a drunken rat!It shall be zesty baby, you better dance Nicky of the Casino dance!Lets prop up the bar and drink Daniel Jack's all night!Zesty fun frolics and spacecooked bulbousrock from the year 2525 babbbbbby!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 christ.... not this bollocks again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Brilliant!Incredibly accurate and realistic and the link is pure genius'Mercedes Rapedrug'....can we use that?Chris, do you want to do our official PR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 oh yeh the gig is for realReal Shocks and two other bands who will be dead good still to be confirmed i thinkExpect sporadic 60 second spacepunk, big tits, screaming and snotFeb 4th - Real Shocks Micro Gig - Dr DrakesFirst and last gig in Aberdeen for a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 I'm going to cut my tits off... my life feels so shallow now Oh Kris, how you destroy me with your razor like words. It's alright Philip, I'll keep you safe from the bad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 looks like itll be a good gig , ill b in attendance no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 Nifty,ah they'll be bitter spit and snears everywhere, it'll be grande.Looking forward to seeing you there, Oli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zombie Re-Munched Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Rudi BetamaxBrilliant!Incredibly accurate and realistic and the link is pure genius'Mercedes Rapedrug'....can we use that?Chris, do you want to do our official PR?What the hell are you waffling on about now Steven?. Maybe old age is making you paranoid, you don't make much sense these days. Oh and you'll do my official P.R mate, not the other way around.Originally posted by Lester Burnhamchrist.... not this bollocks again.Originally posted by Lester BurnhamOh Kris, how you destroy me with your razor like words. Deary me, what is it with you and Steven?. Mentioning my name in vain at every given opportunity, perhaps you ought to blame me for JFK's assassination, World War 2 and 9/11 too while you're at it. After all, i am the big bad slackened arsehole of hypocrisy called Zombie R. Munched, my over-inflated ego and reputation both precede me don't they?Bilious, bitter and twisted and now hypocritical and egotistical too...do you have anything more to add to my already-glowing character reference Steven and Sharon?Originally posted by Rudi BetamaxFirst and last gig in Aberdeen for a long timeOh thats a shame, i was looking forward to seeing you announcing more Aberdeen-based gigs and then cancelling them at the zero hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted February 2, 2004 Report Share Posted February 2, 2004 Originally posted by Zombie Re-Munched:What the hell are you waffling on about now Steven?. Maybe old age is making you paranoid, you don't make much sense these days. Oh and you'll do my official P.R mate, not the other way around.Deary me, what is it with you and Steven?. Mentioning my name in vain at every given opportunity, perhaps you ought to blame me for JFK's assassination, World War 2 and 9/11 too while you're at it. After all, i am the big bad slackened arsehole of hypocrisy called Zombie R. Munched, my over-inflated ego and reputation both precede me don't they?Bilious, bitter and twisted and now hypocritical and egotistical too...do you have anything more to add to my already-glowing character reference Steven and Sharon?Oh thats a shame, i was looking forward to seeing you announcing more Aberdeen-based gigs and then cancelling them at the zero hour. erm.....all this is because we sacked yer mate innit?pathetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2004 Report Share Posted February 2, 2004 indeed, we had to cancel the Drummonds gig as we had to go and rewrite pretty much most of the material... forgive is if we can't do such things in a few weeks... really... sorry for dissapointing you, Kris. My life revolves around your thoughts and words.Oh, I'lll smother you in "zesty boob" hugs on site...Mwah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zombie Re-Munched Posted February 2, 2004 Report Share Posted February 2, 2004 Originally posted by my friend Stevenerm.....all this is because we sacked yer mate innit?patheticThe more you get older Steven the more you get delusional.Tis rather amusing all these histrionics, is this part of the act?. At which point during your gig on Wednesday does your monkey's tea party of a band get the biccies and kettle out? Originally posted by my friend Sharon indeed, we had to cancel the Drummonds gig as we had to go and rewrite pretty much most of the material... forgive is if we can't do such things in a few weeks... really... sorry for dissapointing you, Kris. My life revolves around your thoughts and words.If your life doesn't revolve around my thoughts and words then why do you keep replying and responding to all me and Steve's friendly posts?. Or is your own arsehole becoming more slackened and hypocritical like mine too? Besides, its ok, we're all chums. Its just a larf innit?. Mwah!Cheers guys and dolls, i think we got a result here today. Lets have a group hug and drink some wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Deal...Wine is my game, you read my mind.*pop*Mmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zombie Re-Munched Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Yeah, some people say they can read some people's minds like a book.In your case Shazza, i can read your's like a reduced price sticker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Awwww fanks Reduced? Oooooh they're usually a nice bright colour, you're too kind, Mr Munch.Feel the lurv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zombie Re-Munched Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Yes and i think Paddy should patent all these ideas i have for Real Shocks merchandise on his Planet Boo site.I also want to patent the "Steve Johnson Anti-Corporate Rhetoricoquotometer" for all future Rudi Betamax gig promotion messageboard posts. Its a device that spews anti-corporate rhetorical quotes at betamaximum dayglo spacehorsepower hyperspeed whenever the words "success" or "fame" are mentioned at the mere jerk of an ageing 40 year old wannabe rockstar knee.And my selling tagline will be....."If it ain't art.....then fuck it, pretend it is!"Pass the Werther's Originals Stevie me old son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 hey chrisif you are ever remotely right about anything we'll let you knowyawn*expects another pointless irrelevent rant* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 As opposed to a bitter, cynical 24 year old who still lives with his mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 - mummy mummy can i go on my compoota and be nasty to all the people inside it? - No little zombie, just cuddle your inflatable Del Franklin like a good little boy! - Awww but mummy, Dels burst again and theres goo all over my little twisted hands.......waaaaaaaah waaaaaaahetc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by betamax:- mummy mummy can i go on my compoota and be nasty to all the people inside it? - No little zombie, just cuddle your inflatable Del Franklin like a good little boy! - Awww but mummy, Dels burst again and theres goo all over my little twisted hands.......waaaaaaaah waaaaaaahetc. That genuinely made me laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zombie Re-Munched Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by my mate Rudi Betamaxhey chrisif you are ever remotely right about anything we'll let you knowyawn*expects another pointless irrelevent rant*Originally posted by my mate SharonAs opposed to a bitter, cynical 24 year old who still lives with his mother?Originally posted by betamax:- mummy mummy can i go on my compoota and be nasty to all the people inside it? - No little zombie, just cuddle your inflatable Del Franklin like a good little boy! - Awww but mummy, Dels burst again and theres goo all over my little twisted hands.......waaaaaaaah waaaaaaahetc. :laughing: :laughing:And all that genuinely made me laugh too All this anger and resentment towards me....I am no medical man but i think a nice long cold shower for both of you might do the trick. In your case Steven, i think a nice long cold sponge bath might do the trick.As for your posts about Mr Franklin, well all i can say Steve is...Its amazing how a leopard changes its liver spots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 ahathose leopard skin shoestis merely an observation of your rather close freindship with said ex band memberhence, you dont have to be Inspector fuckin Cleuso to see whats behind you obssessive shocks hate campaignJudging by some of the winging bullshit we've heard in town, Dels taken it badly and blames everyone but himself, as is his way (see Northsound Fiasco....he blames the Management, The listeners and then the people who tried to support him)The only other explanation which would then exonerate said DJ, would be that you are a lunatic who has done some incredibly poor research into who/what we are and for no apparent reason wants confrontation with one or all of us. Even knowing that you are a bit odd, its difficult to see why you would want to create that situation without someone pulling your strings and giving you a motive.Paranoia on our part. No. Someone else pointed this out to us. Actually a few people have said the same thing.Puppet boyHows you band coming on anyway? Doing fuck all?Thought you might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zombie Re-Munched Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Hahahahahahahahahaha Steven, why didn't you say all this to me face-to-face tonight?Nevermind, i thought the band played well but the most entertaining thing was the way the stagelights shined off of your baldpatch.At this rate, you might have to change the name of the band to Right Said Steven.Catch ya later matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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