JeremyKyle

My vote goes to heller state, just appalling..........., infact if I was not such a television idol I would infact cross the street,If i saw them, and beat the holy hell(er) out of them.

Thats all this evening, join me again tomorrow for another rant from me....Jeremy Kyle!

Thank you for sharing your thoughts on E2V and I must say that I am glad that nothing has passed you by. When we set out to start a band we studied successful bands across a wide range of genres and added elements here and there to our stage presence.

Firstly, we looked at the success of Horror Punk bands and decided that Kirk, our bass player, should look dead. Not only that, we watched a Fugazi DVD and realised that Joe Lally, one of the finest bass players out there, didn't move around much so we added that to Kirk's character. He is also blind drunk on premium strength ale most of the time which may account for his apparent lack of animation.

We then took a look at the success of Oasis and realised that Noel is a cocky twat. Paul, can you look like a cocky twat? we asked. I'm not sure he said How does one do that? to which we responded we have no idea, just give it a go. I don't know how he does it but I'm glad its working.

As for the playing 10X faster than the rest of the band, this is intentional. You've heard of double speed? well, multiply that by five motherfucker.

We didn't need to work on Jamie at all - He's been a fan of Lil' Chris since he burst onto the scene in '06.

You may not like it but it's obviously working.

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Not only does the drummer play 10x faster than the rest of his band but he has a damn good sense of humour.....shame this does not come across in the music......

Well........... the decision here was not very difficult, And my god, why are heller state doing so well they are by far the worst band I have ever seen in my entire life!!! they are terrible, the bassist singing is like listening to my gran on the karaoke after 2 cherrys at xmas dinner, the guitarist is surely a clone of billy joe,the drummer can not play and i swear its like listening to green days album 1,037 slapped out happy hours or whatever its called.... as for E2V........blimey what a racket!!, i have seen them 3 times now, the bassist is like a standing corpse on stage,the guitarist looks a cocky twat,the drummer is good but plays 10X faster than the rest of the band and the singer well.....if the music was bad enough this kid just makes it a whole lot worse.....

Hijacks are simply great!!, the rest I have yet to see but I have heard good things about 1 of them....