daemonia

False. Just a pay as you go.

TPBM got a tattoo not long ago and is already thinking of the next one.

False. I would try and buy the Moorings.

TPBM has already tasted horse meat.

False.

TPBM thinks France should not be allowed to play the World Cup because they cheated

True and quite often because one of my zip is broken.

TPBM is going to the Hellfest next weekend.

False.

TPBM is afraid of spiders.

True. But it happened a long time ago.

TPBM is for death penalty.

True- but I stopped at "O"

TPBM- got stuck in mud at 6am in Kingswells

Schindler's Ark by Thomas Keneally

Maybe but some people can become totally nuts when loosing.

Defending Yourself

Drunk Pee Test

Do you think he could survive without his mobile? I bet he would die within a few days

That one has already been posted some time ago

The really annoying fat chick who frequents the moorings

Which one?

I really hate people who believe that just because they have paid, they have to be served straight away.

Won't you give me some fuckin' time to get your bloody smoothie ready? I have to press the oranges before doing anything, YOU MORON !

I also hate when pupils keep on asking me the same rubbish question:

"- Were you born with bright red hair?

- No, you tool, I'd rather dye my eyebrows, it saves me money!"