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There was also O'Henry's - before it became a gay bar then called something else and is it still even there? - which had screens up all over the place showing football violence / hooligans? Generally I was too blootered by this point to take note but was it Rangers orientated?

Behind the uninals was deff paramount though ...

I'm also going with 2

Is turn it into a a 2 story indoor paintball arena with a CODBLOPS sort of theme.

Make it so.

Mice. Or more specifically the mouse who's taken up occupancy in our flat. I caught the little fuck under my bin. I. Caught. Him. Slipped a board under, lift it all up and the little cunt squeezes out as I turn it over and runs off into the darkness.

Fuck humane traps. I want him to suffer. I want his shitty little mouse life to play out in front of his eyes during a long prolonged death.

Should also point that this mouse was in one of the flats upstairs originally. They caught it, but instead of killing or releasing it outside, THEY RELEASED IT BACK INTO A HOLE IN THEIR FLOOR. FOR THE BANTER. BANTER! Fucking Jack Wills-clad, yacht club student cunt-weasels.

Careful, you don't know who you're dealing with

Gordon Glazing - cheapest by a country mile and quality of work / timekeeping etc was brilliant.

Gavin and his lovely missus did the photo's for my wedding earlier in the year and we were blown away with their skills and personality. They made it a real pleasure and a good laugh. Good luck with the site.

Bains coaches in Oldmeldrum were the cheapest for my wedding and would recommend them.

450 ish to pick guests up from a hotel in Inverurie and take them to the church in Chapel of Garioch, pick people up from Pittodrie house and take them to the church, take everyone up to Pittodrie House hotel after the ceremony then take a heap of them from the hotel to Aberdeen CC via Inverurie at the end of the night.

Grandholme Dental were still taking on NHS patients last Friday - you have to go in in person though. Can't register over the phone.

I've had a few fillings from them and can confirm a good standard of dentistry.

Grandholm Dental Clinic - Grandholm Village, Bridge of Don, Aberdeen, Scotland

Not only do you always get anasthetic before the drill, you get some gel to numb your gum before sticking the needle in - as pain free as it can be

Anybody on a provisional licence needs a qualified driver with them. Normally it would be a driving instructor but I'm hiring a car for the test and so need a passenger/ qualified driver.

Although, obviously, this is really just a front for a planned kidnap because I collect fingers.

So is this to get you to and from the test centre? Why don't you get the hire company to drop the hire car off there or just pay the hour for an instructors car?

I need someone over 23 with a full, clean driving licence to be the passenger in a car during a driving test in Aberdeen.

You need to be available this Monday, September 20, between about 10am and 1pm.

Please message me urgently!

Cheers.

Why do you need a passenger for a driving test?

the word EPIC being used far too often.

Oh yes. Especially EPIC FAIL. Worse still when someone actually says this in a conversation. Dire.

Yessss! Someone else with a shit MPG!

Well the reason that photo was taken was because I've never seen that good on my car before ... that was after cruising for an hour at about 50 in 6th gear. 25 to low 30's is the usual order of the day. It is a GTI so mpg isn't really the reason it was bought.

My golf has an arrow - just about visible in this picture

Don't forget to brew some coffee in it just before people come round. That always helps.

I've got a few from my student days when I stayed in a flat where every room had an en-suite; this gave rise to:

1) Removing the U-bend from my flatmates basin when I knew he was on the way back from town with his latest conquest. Que angry phonecall the next morning asking where his U bend was after his lady friend had soaked her shoes ...

2) Pouring all his shampoo into the toilet cistern, then when the foam had covered the floor up to a depth of 6 inches telling him the best way of dispersing said foam was to fill the cistern up with bleach ...

3) Filling the kitchen bin with water and leaning it against his (inward opening) door while he was asleep then ringing the fire alarm.

4) Removing his bed from the bedroom and assembling it in the kitchen while he was out drinking.

Erm, detailing is a bit more involved than the valet he asked for, plus it is reet dear. Worth it if it is a car you really care about though.

Yarr ... but I think Detail Ecosse will do a 'simple' valet if you ring them up and ask.

There was a guy who usesd to come to the works car park and spent the best part of a day doing an inside and out valet for ~80. Jensons Mobile Valeting or something,

Till HSE banned him for 'contaminating the drains' ...

I'll see if I can find the details tomorrow.

Try

Detail Ecosse | Home

or if you are a millionaire

Car Care Products | Car Care Advice | Detailing Services | Polished Bliss

So, what happens to these turdmatoes? Is it the difference between fresh and Asda Smartprice?

They are sold to posho's as 'organic'

I retract my correction, it seems it is legal to use treated human waste as fertiliser. ?(

Not that far from the truth! Technically what happens is, when the plane lands, the septic tank is emptied by a lorry, and then the lorry takes it to a sewage works. Once it reaches the sewage works, it's processed to remove inorganic materials, and then seperated into liquid waste and solid waste (aka "fecal sludge"). The liquid is cleaned, chemically disinfected, filtered, filtered again and then pumped into the sea. The remaining huge pile of shit is heated up, sterilsed and compressed into giant "Fecal Cakes" and then sold to farmers to use as fertiliser. The farmer spreads your shit over the crops. You buy the crops. Eat the crops. Get on a plane....

Not quite, the solid matter is dried out and landfilled / incinerated. Its illegal to use human waste as fertiliser. However I think it can be used to 'condition' soil in its fallow period but it generally isn't.

As an aside, Its not uncommon to see tomato plants growing out the drying sludge at sewage works, because of course the seeds pass straight through you when you eat one

I'll be honest i thought they were fucking dreadful until i saw them at download and actually turned out to be pretty good. The only reason i actually like the song is because it was at the end of Sopranos. I didn't want it to end:( Sopranos was by the most gripping tv show i have ever seen. Pet Hate; when awesome things come to end.

Truest thing ever said.

I recently discovered paracetamol is superior to ibuprofen for neurological pain, in a discussion with a nurse I had been drinking with the night previously.

Take both, combined paracetamol and ibuprofen make one of the most powerful painkillers around. Perfectly safe as they don't interect with each other and reduce pain using a different mechanism

But every other day, Saturday included the place was dead. I was on AUSA the year before it shut down and it was the Union that had huge debts. Also the University owned the building and I think (I could be wrong here) that the Bon Accord Centre offered them too much money to say no to.

I remember when I was in 1st and 2nd Year at Uni (2000 to 2002) the Union was heaving almost every night. Always used to spend Mondays in Sivells? geting wrecked. Think it had more RGU people than AU people in it aswell come to think about it... Then almost overnight it was dead, it wasn't that the offers completely stopped either ... Think it ran like this for the best part of the year before they pulled the plug on it. Debt would have crippled it eventually but it was the opening of all the new clubs that pulled the punters away.

I recall there were a few articles in the Gaudie at the time saying Students tastes's had changed and wanted to be seen in the 'posh' clubs and not a union.

My mate lives in greig court off George Street. Seems pretty quiet on his floor though he has had his bike lifted a couple of times now after being daft enough to leave in on the balcony. After the second time he learned..

The flat itself is quite nice, its a maisonette type thing and you can't hear much of the neighbours.

T'was, t'was. So big infact it wasn't uncommon to find myself walking around in circles trying to find my mates.

They used to give out free ice cone things at the end of the night too. And it had a sizzlers in it! How could it have gone so wrong?!

Priory killed Amadeus.

Also killed off the Aberdeen Uni Gallowgate Union. Many's a happy Monday I spent getting slaughtered on 50p vodka's at the union then the bus to Amadeus.

I remember queuing up again and again to sign up for the free membership thing for Amadeus just to get the free glass of 'champagne'. Once the gave me the bottle to stop coming back. Good times.

I seem to remember both places went to shit almost overnight at the same time too.