sparkles

A really shit tribute act that want to play all the songs to an audinece but chicken out at the last minute before they are meant to hit the stage!

I wonder if I was the bald axe murderer referred to or if it was Euan (sp). Hmmmmmmo_O

i'm not chicken, just dd not see the point in hanging around for nothing

no offence about the axe murderer comment

Ahahahahahahahaha!

I was dissapointed i could not get close to him with out someone else being there.

Im flattered really!! if its all true of course! anyways i have a girlfriend but if i was single ID BE RIGHT IN THERE!! tell me a single guy who wouldn't?!

are you really stuart?

Just on for a couple of hours, in costa's....

right i went to drummonds at 10.20ish, to my surprize i saw the hottie stuart standing next to a bald guy who looked like an axe murderer, i was about to approach him when a little girl was hanging around him. I ended up going to jumping jacks with my friends who were having a hen night. dissapointing night!

bye guys am off home

this thread really is dragging on' date=' can you hurry up and post the sex tape.[/quote']

i will do aswell! if he's up for it

does anyone know stuart at all? do you think he'd do me? i'm a harmonic generator!

Have you ever had any experience with lesbian nanny goats' date=' peanut butter and the latest issue of "Fast and Modified" ( tag line - "They're fast! They're modified!") magazine?

Just wondered like.[/quote']

sadly no!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn' date=' i'll've lost interest by then.

Groupies are ultimately a let down though, they don't let you do quite as much stuff as they tell you they'll let you do to them [/quote']

try me!

Booooooooooooooo spoil-sport.

What you could do is come into Bruce Millers and i'll take a foto of you and be a witness that you're who you say you are.

i'm going out tommorow night and i'll get my mate to take a pic of me and stuart that'll be proof!

Right I've Already Posted A Photo, It Might Be An Oldish One But It's Me, I Can't Be Bothered To Go Home To Get My Camera Just To Prove A Point

Sorry' date=' I couldn't resist.[/quote']

I kind of asked forit

OH FUNNY!

i'm a lady!!!!! i'm just a randy sex starved groupie and when i like what i see i'll do anything to get him in bed

And still no clothed photo with todays paper......

gawd this thread reeks of the bullshit.....

Well where's your pic with today's paper!

I don't have to justify myself anyway

well' date=' you'll never get it finished if your stalking guitarists on here, will you????

bloody stoodents.....[/quote']

I guess not but this is way more fum than my work!

I'm not stalking him...yet! i wouldn't stalk him anyway i'm not a nut case!

i'm in college because i've got some course work to finish off

i can't exactly strip down naked in college can i!

Obviously not to Bob given his increasingly desperate attempts to get into Sparkles' pants.

hahahaha what are use like!!!!!!! how can i be that jebus guy if i don't know who he is????

But you have no means of getting in touch with me other than this website and you don't know where I'm going to be...

I'll send you a pm

Did you referee at the recent world cup? Your eyesight seems to be the right calibre.

no but i watched it!

Well' date=' once you've drained poor Stuart to nothing more than a husk of his former self and thrown the shell away, you can hit me up. In fact, why wait?[/quote']

i intend to do just that! i'm on a mission to pull him on saturday but you know there are another 6 days... i could fit you in

It's a commendable plan. Just go easy on the boy.

Hmmmmm......he's gonna get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just looked at your pics and i must say you're hot too!

right here is my plan so far......(feel free to help me out!)

I'm gonna wear my sexiest dress and do my make up all sexy like.

then i'm gonna head down to drummonds about 9ish.

buy a few vodka's and lemonade (for courage)

then i'm gonna track that stuart guy down and turn on the flirting and lure him down to the toilets for some oral action and hopefully at the end of the night i'll be getting some hot action with him........

o_O very strange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!