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With danger of coming across as more stupid than i usually do, whats a listen chimp?

Criminal Justice Worker for SACRO.

I hate students.

I hate your clients with a passion a few years ago one of them attacked an elderly woman in her own house in Torry and she died a few weeks later of a heart attack we still feel the piece of scum that beat her brought on her attack

oh, come on! somebody must want a little beer money...

this saturday night? anyone fancy a trial?

Hope your door person is badged, the fine is to big to work unbadged these days without the correct sia badge

good shout sexytunk, seen them a couple of times and the big drummers ace in a strictly platonic heterosexual manner (he's me mate)

cheers FLASH!!

does he not realise the money i have saved this week ! i can blow it all on drink, drugs and strippers!!

tongue-in-cheek 8-)

i'm not to keen on drugs mark if you can swap that for sizzlers you can count me in

Shhh you're gonna get me fired!! Unless i actually know you and you're referring to my Rocky style injury the other week... That was a one off, we're all lovely!!

sounds like i missed a good thing, dunno if you know me i usually work the door for mudd club but been on nightshift for two weeks but i'm back on monday, tell me about it then

and the staff aint bad either...

if i was to admit the barmaids looked as tasty as the food they'd kick my head in

ABDC are an excellant tribute band they share the same promoter as Cheap Purple who are a decent tribute band as well

cheers chris

This is the best thread ever. Personally I don't eat vegetables so it's nothing but meat for me. I fuckin love pig in any form. Definately my favourite animal. I especially love gammon steaks with chicken foetus on top. Chicken wrapped in bacon is pretty good too. As for cow. I reckon T-bone is the best but can never seem to find it. Fuck knows why! Fish is probably my second favourite animal. Swordfish steaks are the shit. You can't beat raw salmon either. Not to big on sheep but haggis is the nuts. AlsoHass's chip shop any type of pudding (white,red,black). If you like your meat deep fried go to Hass's chip shop. You can get chicken stuffed with white pudding, wrapped in bacon and deep fried in batter. Excellant! I'm getting hungry now. Think it's time for a pig sandwich.

Sounds good where is Hass's chip shop?

Just watch your heads on the light above your table if you're sitting in one of the booths near the door. Battered my head twice I did. Must be the pear cider.

i should be ok there adam, i'm a bit of a short arse

was looking at their menu the other night and it looks good, i want to try their sticky toffee pudding being the fatty that i am

Anyone had any dealings with these bellends? According to their website my package arrived in their Aberdeen depot on the 9th and it's just sitting there. Have they tried to deliver it? Nope. Can I get someone to give me a phone number for the depot or just tell me where it is? Nope.

Bastards.

itis located in greenwell place there is only 5b or 6 companies there so you can hardly miss it

carnie wrote,

Person X had a massive row with their old friend person Y and now person Y has got their friend who is a bouncer to ban her from accessing a said club. Now when person X spoke to the staff of the club they said they knew nothing about it and that none of the bouncers have been told about this.

perhaps person x came across as overly aggressive or difficult to deal with you have admitted that she was having a massive row, perhaps her choice of comment or response to the doormans inquiries led to the decision to ban her

When you are out how do you think they act?

What would you like to see changed?

What do you think is an appropriate dress?

Any other observations greatly appreciated

can't understand why you are asking this on an open forum, why don't you ask some of your more experienced colleagues (i'm assuming that you are fairly new) each venue attracts it's on own clientele so dress codes will vary according to the managers wishes, just be confident and firm when you make a decision and treat the punter the way you would like to be treated and you will not go to far wrong

I'm well shaving off my wrestling beard so I get IDed and kicked out!

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you weren't gruff enough for facial fluff, but if you get kicked out i want to be the dj

report it dynamite, one postie was doing it a few years ago not one customer reported it, the bosses knew someone was theiving but not sure who and they wrongly pointed the finger at 2 employees until they got the right one, help us weed these bastards out by reporting it please,

ps recorded delivery is shit always use the special delivery option for things like passports and money

always food the food very good, very partial to the meat combo and the sticky toffee pudding afterwards, yup i'm a fat pig:popcorn:

bloody hell your good:up:

i'll give you clues in installments, i'm pervy and dress in black 8-)

craig had a lucky escape i have a thing for fuller bodied woman lol

(still manged to spank his ass when he passed the dj booth though)

oh and cheers for your birthday hug mel

it's a dump, i'm so glad i'm banned from it:up:

popped along last night for the first time, it was a good night, good venue and well run

rainboe princess wrote,

Roissy workshops as per usual yes?

what is a roissy workshop?