OGGY

Who - Oggy off of Bloodnut

When - Sunday afternoon

Where - Crossing Crown Street towards the Star & Garter

Doing - Walking with 3 other guys. It may well have been the other members of Bloodnut. I don't know cos I've never actually seen them. I recognised one guy but I don't know who he is, other than that he used to come into the Student Union with AfroDroid and James from Radio Lucifer etc. when I worked there

I was in my car and didn't wave or anything. Proper stalk.

no way i had a feeling someone was watching me that day! and yes that was me the rest of bloodnut! \m/

ACE! u fackin prats!!!

i hate u t bags!! all im gonna do now is look up as many celebs as i can and kick ur ass the next time!! T bags 1-0 Oggy

The teacher asked if anyone in class could use the word incompletely in a sentence?

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Johnny stood up and said "When my balls touch my girlfriends asshole, I know I'm in-completely"

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated. . .

She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.

Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!'

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for 10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR 10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .. .. . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

that is the best explanation i've ever heard! im gonna tell my grandkids that!!

We're nae

you are aware that the 'nut are playing two mondays in a row (23/02 johnny cash night and 2/03 adam bomb) - they only noticed this themselves last night. Stoners.

we decided not to play the cash gig coz its a bit of a pain in the ass!!

Sorry people!!! X

I can't think of any reason why someone would want to punch Rory, apart from maybe to steal his missus.

I think I'm in there cos Oggy voted for me on Moorings voting slips about 3 million times.

i didn't!! it was all word of mouth!!!

mu ha ha ha ha

i've got one but ur not gettin it!