Duma

is that because it resembles some desolate moonscape with burned out buildings of a once advanced civilisation?

Or is it because they land on the planet of Lego! And Dundee is the closest thing to resembling that hole.

Lock Stock + Twa Smoking barrells is the authentic choice.

Goodfella's, Godfather's.. their all the same film.

Holy Wow !!!

I can't believe Des crashed the plane.

I think Locke is deed.

I also think Walt & Michael will escape the island.

Aggghhhh !! I canna believe it's October untill the next ane.

What about Sun.. and Hurley..and Eko.. and *pop*

Thats just amazin, to play that well id have to give up work and play 9hrs a day for years, ill definately be keepin a look out for that guys work. Superb!

To think that they used to be one of the most unique bands around, then by the way happened, and now this, f%&kin sell outs, most disappointing.

I too have heard these Conspiracies going about for years.. well since 1966 when he died in a car crash.

Anyone ever wonder why he doesn't own the rights to 'McCartney/Lennon' songs !

Benjamin Disraeli

Winston Churchill

Neville Chamberlain

Name three things that it's hard to do using only one hand.

1> Throttling anthea kik me in the teeth turner

2> Smacking my bitch uuuuuuup

3> Pulling the heed off it

Name 3 annie characters

Point taken....

Oops!! Im at best far too stoned to read it and fully comprehend what it means

There is only one chromosome that separates humans and apes...our DNA is about 95% identical, the same cannot be said for pigs.

Our DNA is 98% ape compatible.

But Im sure you'll agree that pigs make better donors than Apes.

Neo-Medicine shows us that a Heart transplant patient can live a full and healthy life with the heart o a pig!! Disgusting..yes..but vividly true!

Click here

HUMANS EVOLVED FROM PIGS - not from monkeys

Charles Darwin was wrong -- humans evolved from pigs, not apes. And that explains the Biblical prohibition against consuming the flesh of our oinking relatives, according to a startling new theory.

"It's hard to believe, but you and Porky Pig are kissing cousins," says genetic scientist Dr. Basil Hainwright of London.

"Dim recollections of a time when we trotted on all fours and rolled in the mud with our family members probably survived into Neolithic times.

"And so it is hardly surprising that dietary laws making taboo the eating of pork -- one step away from cannibalism -- found their way into the holiest texts of ancient man."

Until modern-day DNA science came of age and researchers meticulously analyzed the specific genes of mankind and other creatures, it was widely assumed that humans and hogs were as distantly related as we look.

But the latest research shows the two species are unbelievably close.

"It turns out humans and pigs shared a common ancestor just 64 million years ago -- a blink of the eye in evolutionary terms," Dr. Hainwright says.

"My research suggests that this creature looked far more like a pig than an ape. It walked on all fours, had an upturned snout and a small, curly tail.

"If you saw it today, you would definitely identify it as a pig."

The close relationship explains the many similarities between the species today:

*Both are extremely intelligent.

*Both are omnivores, eating meat as well as vegetables.

*Both are highly adaptable, capable of gentle behavior in a protective environment, while capable of great aggression when forced to fend for themselves.

"This also explains why pig organs are so successful in transplants into humans," explains Dr. Hainwright. "Not only are the genetic differences almost inconsequential, but the closeness of size and function of pig organs make them perfectly compatible with the human body.

"Even the most primitive savages have noted the extraordinary resemblance: A name given by cannibals to human meat is 'long pig.'

"And of course, in schools around the world, fetal pigs are chosen for dissection because they're virtually identical at a certain stage to an unborn human."

While all this may sound creepy, Dr. Hainwright says it shouldn't cause us to abandon xenotransplantion, as the use of pig organs is known -- and he doesn't even believe we should give up our beloved bacon and pork chops.

"At some point in evolution, our ancestors climbed out of the mud, began walking erect and started using tools," he explains.

"Our less-ambitious cousins developed into the Middle-Eastern wild boar Sus scrofa, the ancestor of domesticated breeds of pigs now raised for food in Great Britain and the U.S.

"While we may from time to time look at a pig struggling in its pen and honking in fear as it's taken to the slaughterhouse, and imagine ourselves in its place, the reality is evolution has led us quite far from our piggish ancestors."

Well' date=' he has been touring with Pennywise for years...

I had earplugs in as my ears took a pounding at Graveheart the night before, and I can feel tinnitus creeping up on me. I thought the sound was banging, but admittedly when I took out the earplugs it did sound mostly like static

I think you'll find that that was exactly the sound they were aiming for so a different venue would have made bugger all difference.[/quote']

Aw I see, well at least i know i wasnt trippin then!

Possible death of a social life!

All i can say is that i hardly go out on the piss much as it is... but with a smokin ban in place i dont think ill be goin out much again, id sooner be sat at home on my arse bored of my very existance than end up having to speak to pea brained, hot tempered and pished people who think they have somethin in common with me coz i happened to be outside havin a fag at the same time they were.

Its a good idea but personally speakin and perhaps selfishly so, i hope it doesnt last.

Strawberry all the way!!

The 60's or 70's?

Chips + Cheese

WWF or WWE?

Pantera

cows or sheep!

White Noise Gallore

I do not know any of alec empires music and after being at that gig i still dont, in other words i could hardly hear a thing as the sound engineering was well shit, that guy shouldve been sacked, all i could here was white noise, so with no disrespect to fans of mr empire or indeed mr empire himself i still think the sound quality was gash, and that those of you who were there and enjoyed it were either pished or just deaf to the madness of it all.

For those of you who missed the gig, im sure you would be better going to one of his gigs in a different {better sounding} venue.