ash.

They just dinnae sound BRUTAL enough!!

nathan explosion would show those wimps a thing or two on how to be super metal...

haha i love jeremy kyle. he's always been there, done that, worn the t-shirt...

"you're 15 and pregnant and you don't know who the dad is and you're addicted to heroin and you smoke 40 a day and down a litre of vodka with your corn flakes? i've been there, i know how you feel, my sister was pregnant once...."

i've heard a lot about him being a dick on half tonne hospital but i'm never in to see it...

some pay out like a fruit machine.

that sounds like me alright.

Anyway they just dont have sex unless u give your devotional love to them and them only so guess iv got to get involved

that's definitely not the case.

Why dont they just go away

or why don't you just stop getting involved if it's that much of a strain on your life

i LOVE metalocalypse. best bit ever is in the first ep in the "food library" when skwisgaar throws tampons into toki's cart, loves it!

Well either it was him, or he's been boasting about something he didn't do to some birds he was trying to pull.

Either way it's not the smoothest move I've ever seen.

haha worst chat up line ever.

"so yeah this one time i made a fake rfr promotions myspace...8-)"

Making fun of the Sun is always welcome, but when you end up with girls discussing how fat they feel sometimes it gets a bit sad.

i think the point i, and the others, were trying to convey was that we prefer men not to be super skinny. i don't think any of us said we thought we were huge and obese and fat but whatever.

I'm happy with the fact that Stand and Deliver was played twice, and the Foxtopus got into the program...

i really want to see the pictures in the zine, i'll buy you a drink if you take it with you when i meet up with you next... which will be soon i hope. not too long until student loan day and richness.

Sadly true. Each sex is as bad as the other for admiring the stereotypes of perfection Jude Law is personal guilty pleasure. In reality Ive never found any muscle bound men that Ive met attractive not once. To me its something that looks fine thats fine, not fantastic - on a TV screen all glitzed up but the reality of it is quite unappealing. I actually find a lot of muscle to be really very repulsive though I know a small minority of girls that adore it. A normal, healthy body is by far the best thing to have in my eyes. Most girls I know are usually inclined to agree. The odd trip to the gym doesnt go astray but I always feel suspicious of someone who spends so much time grooming their body and looks. Its also crap to cuddle a rock.

yep i have to say i agree with that... 6 pack and muscley arms just isn't nice. i like guys that are not too thin and not too fat, just normal. the last guy i was with was 5ft 10 and only about 8 stone and lying next to him made me feel like the fattest size 14ish in the world, haha.

As asked before, where was everyone?

i'm skint so couldnt afford to come, student loan isnt in for a few weeks and since i lost my job at bt i've been somewhat pushed for cash

So, Panda Eyes, that was a bit of a turn up eh? Now someone point me in the direction of MP3s so I can see what the fuss is about.

www.myspace.com/itsmoreofaflan

and aye i received a text telling me the news when i woke up this morning, what a pleasant surprise

ok can someone post a proper list of who won what please

Why can't you come along?

cause the only money i have to my name is in my paypal. as much as i'd like to be there for the banter...

yes. yes there is. and there's no other reason that i would be up at this ungodly hour unless i'd just spent all night trying to finish the bloody thing.

it will have 16 pages and contain interviews with the bands playing, a round up of last year, some demo reviews and the best of the drawings scrawled childishly on the voting slips. assuming all goes to plan.

i can't make it on saturday but i really want one of these

i don't mean to be nasty, but topshop don't do clothes in beth dittos size. so unless they're thinking of changing that it doesnt make much sense to have her modelling for them...

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a delightful snippet from biz's page.

Pervert.

sickening isn't it.

oooooh panda eyes in the lead...

The worst band in Aberdeen is on that list, and I was actually offended by their performance when I saw them live.

i hope you remembered where your loyalties lie when you cast your vote....

there was only one obvious choice for me.

i'm pretty surprised at : ( taking the lead in this one though...

I've been wanting to play at the Moorings for some time now, apparently Fudge is the only person who puts on gigs there.... shame

not really doing yourself many favours with regards to playing the moorings with statements like that are you...

i found that really upsetting to watch.

i think the smoking ban has been ace. i was cynical about it to start with but no, it's all good. when i went to england lately and people were smoking in pubs and clubs it was just weird.

i had friends up from england a while back and they agreed it was better. i quite enjoy going outside to smoke, particularly at the moorings, met some real interesting characters outside!

City-based Estrella will play lunchtime gigs for youngsters at Alford and Mackie academies.

if alford's a wednesday i'll try and take my primary 4s over.

i can imagine the sheer horror/confusion on their faces.