BlackFrancis

1 Read Grafiti

2 Say off-putting things to the person in the cubicle next to me

3 Rip pretty shapes out of the toilet paper

Name three people you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

Yip pretty much what me an my mates used to get up to...

Ive had a meat cleaver off my head...it left like a grid of little dots on my forehead...

I really hope you meant to say meat tenderiser. A meat cleaver would've been real messy.

Borris Johnstone. Only good thing the conservative party has to offer

Strawberry or Butterscotch angel delight?

1 The Thing (john carpenter's the thing)

2 Gremlins

3 Do Zombies count as monsters?

Name you're favourite three road-movies

Luigi - he's taller and green is a far better colour.

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice or Pressure - Queen and David Bowie

In order of aceness:-

1 Live and Let Die

2 Moonraker

3 Goldeneye

Name you're favourite three types of monkey/ape

ghost pirates. Which one was LeChuck from monkey island?

Sega or Nintendo (on the computer game theme)

Yes! Yes I do. I used to think they were halarious. I suppose that says alot about the sense of humour of an eight yearold.

Fantastic! Is that region 2 because i can't watch american dvds.

Eubank he may not have quite as legendary a laugh - but by god he's well dressed. Just to point out i don't watch that much boxing

Too Big or Too Small

1 Ralph Fiennes (God knows how you spell his sirname)

2 Oliver Reed

3 Malcom MacDowell

Name three things you can't do

[oh and as a beardy person i ressent that tax thing]

both (makes for an exceptionaly good sandwhich)

corn on the cob or the loose stuff

thundercats

music that's very fast or very slow

Any one else here watch it? It's just great

I don't have satellite so I have to watch low-quality webstreams of it. Does anyone know if they've released a DVD or anything i can get hold of.

More often than not I choose to leave the pub/club i'm in for a cigerette. I find it's far preferable to sitting inside which is allready dense with smoke and actualy taking some time out to enjoy it. In fact I look forward to having some company other than the bouncers when the ban is implimented.

1 Peanutbutter + Strawberry Jam Sandwiches

2 Ice Cream (any flavour except strawberry)

3 Cheese + Ham Toasties

Name three albums you couldn't live without

chef

Patti Smith or The Smiths

hendrixx

art garfunkel or paul simon?

De La Soul - Me, Myself and I

No Doubt it was MR. Blair or some other Labour member.

Surely the ultimate combination is peanutbutter and strawberry jam, a truely timeless combination.

neil young - heart of gold

the temptations - papa was a rolling stone

Mogwai - LIke Herod

Ladytron - Light and Magic

I just found out about them, it's very cool.