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Hey folks,

Summer Solstice is upon us again!!!!!! The days are starting to get shorter even though we havent seen much of the warm, bright ball in the sky yet!!!!! Boo!!!!

Never mind, to lift all your spirits KELTECH are hosting a free beach party this weekend at Balmedie, yeay!!!!!!!

OTHER STUFF:

• Therell be a wee BBQ on Sat night for all you hungry hippos
  
• We will have a LIMITED amount of booze for sale, but please, bring as much as you can, running out of booze at a party like this is not an option!!!!
  

DIRECTIONS

Enter Balmedie beach car park, turn right (facing south towards Aberdeen) and park at the far end of the car park. Follow the wooden path down towards the beach, keep those eyes peeled for balloons and follow their path towards the dof, dof noises of that wonderful bass

If you need any further information just give us a shout!

See you all there!!

Bangface!!! Bangface!!! Bangface!!!

Hell yeah!!! not too long to go now!!!

If you guys are interested we have a private coach booked to go down doing pick up's in Glasgow and Edinburgh, there's about 30 - 35ish of us on the coach!!,..........F.U.N

The more people jump on the coach the cheaper it should be

As mentioned above if anyone has mates needing picked up on the way down that wont be a problem

Price will be anywhere between 55 - 100 depending on how many people get on the bus, however its looking like it should cost approximately 70, that includes fuel and return journey and dinner bed and breakfast for the 2 drivers which is all required by law!!

Cant bloody wait!!

Come and join our F.U.N bus!!

For any additional information PM me or call me on 07752850167, if my phones off its cause I am offshore, (which I am just now, will be home on Tuesday 1st of April!!

Scrow!

which makes our recordings just a big fuzz fest.

any suggestions?

Change the "zz" to "ck" in yer fuzz fest and you will have loads more fun!' date='

Heavy guitars, mine is

heavier than most peoples it weighs about 7.5kg, thats pretty heavy these days, unless you are a giant.

:band::devil:P:bat:

I like these pictures!

fuck off!

i actually know a 15 yr old arsehole who has no job ' date=' steals and really is a waste of time but hes an experienced serious musician! can he use ur facilities?[/quote']

FUCK OFF!!

Kim-bongo tod nod.

Sorry dude!, I think you mean Mark Nicol at Exile studios next door to me, he never shows up, my place aint open to the random paying public,

By the way Ewan!,

Salad Fingers will always show up wherever I may roam cause our souls and very essence are united!, one and the same!

Alright Tom Paul Bodies here, If yer still drummerless when I get back onshore next Tuesday I'll happily have a jam with you guys and see what happens, I've still got the basement (just!) so we could use it for its noisy purpose.

Response

I certainly didnt expect this reaction when I posted what I thought was an innocent, honest, unoffensive, and to the point advert!

Thanks to everyone who has contacted me regaurding rehearsal space, I've had thirty people to date pm me showing interest, unfortunately I cant accomodate everyones needs so there is still rehearsal space available so spread the word just what ya heard ya'll!

There's always one or two angry, frustrated, bitter little kids with huge chips on their shoulders trying to show everyone that they are smarter than everyone else, when in fact they just show their ignorance, arrogance, childishness, rudeness, cheek, and damn right offensiveness!

In other words

DOC MURRAY, YOU ARE THE FUCKING IDIOT!!

That much is clearly evident to me aswell as everyone else here,

Break time over now, must return to work!, I'll tell you all more about what I think about Cock Flurry and co, at a more practical time,

Cheers,

Paul.

If anybody is looking for rehearsal space to rent contact me by sending a pm.

Its big, its central, its cheap!!!

No time wasters, assholes, theifs, kids, unemployed bums please!! only experienced

serious musicians.