abi

crunchy. i like to chew.

Boobs are great though! Amazing pillows (so I'm informed)' date=' and good fun when you get bored!

I think the male fascination must be something to do with the fact that they don't have them. Also males can see female breasts under clothes, but thats just kind of teasing in a way, like they can see them but they cant.... I know what i mean but no-one else probably does.[/quote']

comfyest substance known to man or so ive been told.

michael jackson

is that actually real?! age: 16 to 40 is fine. i would expect a woman who moved in to have sex with me without contraception straight away. expect away then.

there is 17 levels.

yeh i revised heaps, i was paranoid i got all the questions on insurance and documents etc,

i did it about 2 weeks ago and got 35 and 62 for hazard. if only i could actually drive a car properly.

i dont get it, its just a black screen and if u look ever so closely u can see the burger king sign in navy, i wasnt thinking burger king, i was thinking tree

spicy spicy food, imagine how ur eyes would sting.

blood would be the worst, someone else's.

scariest thing?...maybe not the scariest. but i find it fucking scary when people talk in their sleep!

lol, reminds of a time when kyle fell asleep and shouted "damn gypsies!" in his sleep. i though he was awake so asked what was wrong. he told me all the gypsies were coming to town. then mysteriously, the gypsies appear at kingswells...

titmus. thank you crocker.

There are fifty ways to leave them as well...slip out the back' date=' Jack, make a new plan, Stan, don't need to be coy, Roy etc.[/quote']

damn you!

I heard a song once that said there were 30 ways to lose your lover.

hop off the bus gus, make a new plan stan, dont need to be coy roy...

lets pretend you heard that somewhere else

i told my bf that id cut off his manly bits if he ever cheated. remove the problem and surley you'll find the solution...i dont think he took me seriously though.

see...

ok, maybe i took that a bit too far...

crocker dressed in a cheap and tacky furry bear costume.

and i don't mean for halloween.

ooh crocker. pissed at work! wait til i tell morag!!!!!

and yes i will tell her!

haha yeah! it was a text sent by a friend, thought id tell you all it here, its a lot cheaper than 10p a go.

i love the snow! hopefully we'll get a few snowdays this year.

He laid her on the table,

so white clean and bare,

his forehead wet,

with beads of sweat,

he rubbed her here,

and there,

he touched her neck,

and then felt her breast,

and then drooling felt her thigh,

the slit was wet,

and all was set,

he gave a joyous cry,

the hole was wide,

he looked inside,

all was dark and murky,

he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

...and then he stuffed the turkey!

merry christmas to all ur dirty little minds.

why was the mushroom invited to all the parties?

because he was a fungi!

did u hear about the magic tractor?

it was driving along and turned into a field!

*learn to play guitar more

*eat less crap and more good stuff

*dance more

*be nicer and happier

*build up my stomach muscles to resemble that of a brick wall

*claps* .

i had pizza for tea. tesco value...tasted just like cardboard...

robert burns or edwin morgan.

mole's christmas!!!!!