dj oddly strange

the only two things wrong with the new album is twista's realy bad busta rhymes impression altho I still like the song, and the last track is just awful as to how liam gallagher manages to fuck up one line is beyond me. but the whole song doesnt sit well especialy after a song like the way it is (a better end to the album in my opinion). The only excuse for that song (shoot down) to even be on the album is if liams wife made him do it .still a little bit of charity goes along way i spose.

Look: all I know is that every time you masturbate a fairy dies.

dont aim at it then

yes

buts its usually me that does the explaining

ah sod it

here goes

the snail trail is the result of the wetness created from the vagina and the mixture of cum from both partners and pre cum. warning. its a right bugger to clean out and smells like a bitch

that is surely a hot hello ( that little reminder to women that they have been loved........ at least for a couple of minutes )

I alway's thought the ladies mitten the kitten when they have a wide-on they can't get rid of or is that me inventing my own language again?

i cant go through the day without beating away at least three times. im a horny little fucker who dosent get it. i think my parents are disgusted with me.

I think you should maybe go into a different room before you 'interigate the one eyed wittnes' then your perents wont be quite as disgusted with you

well i like em. probably the only person who does but i do so meh.

you silly silly little boy dont you smell the cheese off of these wankers

stupid fuckin mistake by ggggareth gagagagates oh how I hate the radio

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Just dropping in a site for the amusement of the masses http://www.mrtvseverything.com/

cos this guy is a god among us!

good

I got a nice surprise when I seen them al tho the sound was terrible but the best gig this year had to be kid carpet(GENIUS) .I am stocking up on fisher price toy's from this point on.

I can't actualy beleive you had the ball's to ask if anyone was going to this gig I only hope you where kidding, oh my appoligies if you are mentaly ill or a bitchkid .