pumpkin_queen13

right, lets set all this straight...

facts about colon open cracket...

1-the record label did not request girls, mart requested girls, coz he likes girls, coz hes a slut

2- were good, when they were '8 bit hardcore'

3-they are now pissy shitty 80s crappy wanky dance

4-mart has a very very small very scarily pink penis

5-mart is a selfish wank who doesnt give a fuck about others, infact he doesnt even care about music, he only cares about getting his hole!

6-he has ripped off many famous songs...

heartache of soccer moms is a rip off of kate bush. hes even cheekily reversed a sample of an ENTER SHIKARI song and used it in one of his songs!!! WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!!!

7-the girls actually did do something!!! they were playing samples, but sometimes if the girls were shite, he would turn them down in the mix, making them look like they did nothing.

8-some of them were there to look pretty, some of them were there as a fucking favour and one of them was there just to scream and spew!

9-their manager dropped them to manage enter shikari coz he thot were a bunch of cum

10-mart needs a good fucking kicking, i think its the only thing that will make him stop and think and realise how much of an UTTER CUNT he is

and this is all coming from someone who was in the band for over a year...

anyone up for coming to see them at the tunnels on the 21st and join in a gang chant of "YOURE SHITE AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE, YOURE A CUNT AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!!!"?

anyone know what time calvin harris will be on at?

Sunday 26th, Drummonds, Belmont Street

Come along and bounce to the highly danceable 5FD crew and help raise cash too!!!

You know ya want to!

awsome gig...even danced to 5FD...and I NEVER dance, well, not at gigs neways

that avatar is fucking horrid

current fave song

1% of one

my avator? sorry, but dont ave me own comp, only the primitive program of paint is available to me. should i hide in shame? or just get a new avator that doesnt offend??

yeah boys...get of yer arse and start it up again...you know you both have SO MUCH new material, from OTHER random sources, obviously...he he he

the braided fig, summer street, classy wee place, like bein outside inside (sense?)

why you telin us you hate the killers when obviously loads of folk like em? start up a decent thread, you didnt even tell us why you hate em, constructive critisism please!!!!

(i like em!!!!) (actually, fookin luv em)

I think it's more to do with the fact that everyone loves me.

ah-hem, more like ya love yerself *cough*

Oooh yay another "look how great I am because I like this band" thread.

oooooooh look how great you are, you must think you are considering the amount of pics you have put up of yourself on your gallery *spew*

Got nout against you, just wanted to join the fun! Wish I had photoshop so i could make more of a knob outta you, ha ha ha!

Right mofo's...what songs make you wanna bounce up and down like a pair o' tits and what song makes you wanna sit on a windowsil, strokin' your fringe thinkin' bout 'that one' that tore yer heart out and smashed it into oblivion??

HAPPY SONG- Its raining men- The weather girls

SAD SONG- Okay I believe you, but my tommy gun dont- Brand New

(these are at the mo, not all times favs, coz thats too hard)

Pointless story really isnt it....

busted fookin rule!

Love the new artwork.

Very sexy.

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cheers doll!

<----------------- ze fringe sayz it all, ya?

drew barrymore and lee williams (ewan from teachers4)

i work in an accountants *shame*

well...his managers not asking him to suck his dick in the office is he? its a matter of company policy of appearance i would imagine.

Sludge, where do you actually work....and is the hair thing company policy or your manager bein a wanker?

Why do 90% of the girls look like slightly alternative art students with Topshop vouchers?

It's all fucking cord blazers and low-lights' date=' it's like living in a Pulp concert ten years ago.

And no wonder my shares in Specsavers are through the roof, everyones wearing glasses now. Is there not a new trend yet, Franz Ferdinand have been on the go for awhile now. I vote Neo-Disco, find your glamour woman of the North.[/quote']

you speaketh the truth, ryan of much swinginess

if you look closely im also in the avator. im in my minds weapon. im allowed to have it as my avator.im the acordian player.

*pisses self laughing*

just make sure that next time you play that you turn up the level on yer accordian so high that you cant hear the rest of the band!!

rules are rules

hey, if thats what your work want from you, then give it to them. whole point of work is to get paid and do your job the way that THEY want you to, they are the ones that put the pennies in your pocket. you dont have to look 'different' all the time.

If a tourist in aberdeen that was into 'rock' asked you what local band they should see...who would you recommend and why?

This is my question, but I dont have an answer to it yet, ill get back to it! So much choice

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Ar..um..can you cook?

yes i can, ill slave away in the galley and cook everything in rum!!!

id make a good pirate...im mean, im smelly, i like rum...i have both eyes, does that let me down???

and im scared of fish...so probably i would make a shite pirate