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You can download, 'Bloody Great Big Fucking Party' here:

http://www.saidthegramophone.com/archives/she_left_her_shirtsl.php

The track will be available for download elsewhere very soon.

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TONIGHT!

HOOKERS GREEN NO.1 AT THE TUNNELS!

GO NORTH!

12am!

REALLY FUCKING HOT!

tonight?

Hookers Green No.1 are playing.

Serena Maneesh are playing also. This might be the only chance youll get to see Serena Maneesh for free so it'd be a good idea to check them out as they are amazing. Proper amazing.

wouldnt that simultaneously piss of christians and philip pullman fans alike?

I think its ocassionaly worth watching for the sherrif, who seems to be a rejuvinated lucas buck character. I can only hope that they start to insinuate that he might be the devil. Either way, he puts the rest of the cast to shame. I dont like the 'dave' character as he looks like he's been created by mtv. Maybe they tried to clone Jack Black but only managed to get 40% of his dna, so they compensated by crossing that 40% with manaquin blood. I also wish that he'd been played by dave officer instead, he seems like a much better choice for the part. That his name is the same as the characters cant be a coincidence...

--snip--

I hate you now. Please keep Lost spoilers to the Lost series 2 thread. Cunt. Bastard. Argghhhh! - Chris

Anyone know if this place is still running?

Been trying to contact it for a while but it seems ot be a Kafka-esque impenetrable fortress...

I await my introduction to two assistants and their desire to infuriate my plans further.

sweet fucking jesus' date=' why is everyone coming down on us as if we're solely to blame? [/quote']

you kind of brought that on yourselves really by first pretending to have told EH to go fuck themselves then toilet papering the place.

remember that whole 'behave like an idiot, expect to get treated like an idiot' thing?

i dont think youre solely to blame, it just came across as though you threw a bit of a tantrum when you didnt think you could practice there anymore.

again, if you dont want to give that impression then dont behave in that manner.

well we thought that the other bands were done with it too' date=' otherwise we wouldnt have done it. can only apologise to them.

and in relation to the 'forst thing'....your right, its not the 1st time thats happened. though wir nae bootin him

(p.s , not trying to start bad blood with anyone, just a bad idea at a bad time. we got norhing against the other bands, except the fuckers who stole half of our stuff)[/quote']

I guess thats about as much of an apology as youre going to provide.

I have genuine sympathy for the bands you share with now...

i certainly didnt' date=' and i dont post on lockup forum.

the band is not one person. thus it may have been [i']someone else who wrote that.

the only thing we said other than 'hello' and 'okay' , was a request for help finding somewhere suitable. they said 'nae my proablam'.

we didnt have a tantrum, we had a laugh. jesus christ lighten up. or you'll have a heart attack by the time your 13.

ok, so someone representing your band on the lock-up forum boasted that youd been rude to environmental health. im still not understanding why that wasnt a stupid thing to boast about and in what way that doesn't seem likely to mislead people to the assumption that you had actually been rude to EH. im also still not understanding why that isn't your bands problem in any way?

the only problem with your second statement is that your 'laugh' missed out on being funny to anyone other than yourselves. i cant imagine it was funny to the person who had to tidy up your mess.

the first thing makes you look like idiots, the second makes you look selfish. all in all, then, even if you weren't actually rude to environmental health, someone in your band obviously thought it was a good idea to say that you were. i wouldnt elect this man as your PR representative. if you want to earn a reputation for being selfish idiots, then youre doing a great job.

dont expect to stay long in your new practice space if you carry on doing this sort of stuff.

like i said' date=' we didnt tell anyone to fuck anyone.

we didnt trash the place, just a roll or two of tp, no big deal.

we had carpeting up on the door but didnt really make any difference.

we aint gonna play there any more, just the principal of the the thing really.

and how do you know no-one ever complained about you? we didnt know until monday that any had moaned their face off about us. had they come across the road and said 'do you realsie that its loud enough to heasr across the street' we'd have happily turned down or padded the place up or something. but going from nothing, to , 'YER OOT' was a bit much[/quote']

if you didnt tell anyone to 'go fuck themselves' they why boast that you had in another message?

why throw ANY toilet paper at all?

what principle could you guys possibly have? is it to make things difficult for yourself and everyone else?

how loud did you have to be for someone to call environmental health during the day?

in response to your previous comment, youre right, if you want to act like an idiot then noone can really stop you. just keep expecting people to treat you like an idiot and don't think that you have any right to complain when they do...

openly admitting to having a tantrum and throwing toilet paper over a practice space while justifying your actions in virtue of the belief that if you want to behave like a 'depraved beast' then you will is kind of making you look a bit stupid.

i think the point about you guys fucking up the lock-up is actually directed to another message that one of you guys wrote boasting of telling the guys from environmental health to 'go fuck themselves'. if you really were unreasonable with EH then you have contributed largely to the lock-up being shut-down. someone is very unlikely to open a dialogue with you if you are rude to them, thats just a fact of life. even if you think theyre being absolutely unreasonable, the last thing you do is behave rudely towards them because its going to totally jeopardise your case against them. if you didnt insult environmental health then i can only assume that it was an idle boast aimed at making yourselves look 'cool' or something, in which case, it has totally backfired.

..... good ane

When you behave like an adult, expect to be treated like one.

Can you not provide something useful to this thread?

why bother?

the lock-up was fucked by people who acted like complete children. then, in some desperate new 'we're really angry at our own stupid doing' type rebellion, decided to throw toilet paper all over the place. THEN they decided it was a good idea to moan about how they fucked up the lock-up.

so, if we ever had a chance to sort something out with the residents across the road or with environmental health, its pretty much been ruined by the actions of one band who decided to act like overgrown babies.

please,

DO NOT LET THIS BAND USE YOUR PRACTICE SPACE

well im not doing it for you.

however' date=' i will sit and watch [/quote']

awoogaboogawoo awoogaboogawoo

evidently not about being funny.

"theres TP on your hands too kyle"

besides' date=' it wasnt us that tp's the joint. it was the environmental health officers.

they barged in, drank all our booze, stole all our instruments and ransacked the place.[/quote']

Somebody needs changing!

yes ' date=' sick-up and lie down. say that a few more times and someone may actually find it funny....though i doubt it.

im not particularly angry either, more relaxed after valentines day [/quote']

It's not about being funny, it's about burping, then turning over, then nap time...

uhm' date=' we told no-one to go fuck themselves.

p.s, tp is harmless.[/quote']

I think you need a nice sick-up and a lie down. That would get all the anger out. It's probably just gas anyway.

Just back from cleaning up ure mess' date=' cheers guys..

and as it stands we're fucked, they've issued a Noise Abatement Order which means the next time there is a complaint we lose our lease, so we've had to end it, last band practise 2nite and Im afraid thats it, we cant even contest it in anyway..I stayed off uni to do as much phone calling as I could but EH have the power to do all this through their own legislation. Im meeting the head of EH next week but thats just so I can speak to them face to face..

We're now on the look for empty lockups etc. as we have got everything we need (equip wise) to start another one..[/quote']

Can we band metal bands from this one? I think they might be too angry to practice. They all need a nice sick-up and a lie down.

THATS TONIGHT!

SISTER, RESIST!

HOOKERS GREEN No.1

BEASTMAN

KUDA

DJ GILES WALKER

THE TUNNELS - 2/3

awesome, thanks

any ideas?

i told you, i hate fire

its nick, but thanks!

hello,

im trying to get in contact with euan, who plays trumpet for the 44s.

even a link to their website or an email address for them would be helpful?

or, if you play trumpet and would like to record with us (hookers green no.1) then please get in touch.

thanks,

hgn1

sorry we didnt play.

it was 3.24am though, there was noone around and it was fucking freezing!

we made a collective decision to go home instead.

it was for the best, trust me.