but why?

fuzzy dancing-noodles

ive been having the same problem but i eventually decided on...

bro-juggling kit

sis-earrings,hair dryer,eyeliner

big sis and her man-optic for their own bar, a crochet hat

mam-a woooley jumper from markies

dad-dvd

me-digital camera and knee high boots-xmas pressie to meself

sounds funny...just wish a knew what you were talking about

1-sore Teeth (dentists And Their Damn Needles And Drills) To Hell With Their Scale And Polish

2-perms

3-an Old Guy At Work Whos Obsessed With Elvis.he Thinks He Is The King

4- Mince-its Just Wrong

got my work lab coat on so...orange EMERGENCY stickers, syringe-no needle(just for water fights) id badge, one pocket full of saved up elastic bands for my ball. black pen, red pen, marker pen, rubber finger, scissors, mobile

has philips savvy from when i was like 14 for a couple years, then nokia 3210, then nokia 3310, then the see through nokia with camera, lost that when i was drunk and had to buy cheap 3410 to replace it. still got that one, but when contract runs out in month or so getting samsung e800 maybe

however...some of the burberry perfumes are nice...

i know a jp, really scrawny with floppy hair, real geeky. lives in garthdee now but he never goes out so i doubt very much that its him

my house(just outside my bedroom window) on thurs am. got power and phone line back but computer, all tv's, all phones etc are broked lets just hope the insurance company covers 'acts of god' . was quite ace though, all the sockets got blown out at the time, next door neighbours bird house got blown off the stand, and all the gutters on the 2 houses were shattered.scared the shit out of my wee puppy though.

yeah um, my family forgot so i was out washing my car and hoovering it and stuff at 8am. and little bro was an hour early for work. oops

i only stopped drinking about 2 hrs ago at my sisters flat, now im at work. drunk. being made to go for tea break at 1015 with a little old toonser wifie.shoot moi. need a smoke. now. and exodus was too busy for me to go to last night so i went to jumpin jaks. surely that deserves some sympathy. going to toilet to sit til i sober up

i used to fancy rick alessi

35secs....but my excuse is ive just been running round my garden with wee puppy

Only Thing I Wouldnt Mind Being Woken Up For Would Be If The Sky Was Falling Down. If The Skys Not Falling Down, Well....i Dunno...but I Wouldnt Be A Happy Lisa

tribute-tenacious d

stevie wonder-i just called to say i love you

del amitri-roll to me

hanson-mmm bop

no reasons why. i just feel that they would fit for that time in my life

I Totally Want To Move Into Town Again...and Thats Cheaper Than My Old Flat....but New Car Means Cant....paying It Up For Another 3 Years

Um...i Dont Have One For The Glasgow Gig But I Have Tickets For The Newcastle One! Last Time I Was In Newcastle Was To See Justin Timberlake

how about the guy with the afro who hands out leaflets telling you to phone a number if you want an extra income each month. doesnt ever say what you have to do to get this money though.

well...chilis gig at murrayfield last night was absolutely fucking amazing. ash were alright, n.e.r.d. was brilliant but nothing can compare to the chilis. had, possibly the worst seats in the whole place, but that didnt stop us having a great night. only buggar was having to queue for hours to get out of the car park. it was worth it though.

seen part of it before but fainted in middle of it as wasnt feeling well. its a bit fucked up, but what i saw of it i liked. what happened in the end? did they get off the island?

2 TICKETS GOING CHEAP.....TEXT ME ON 07743426059

not real ones. anyone like barenaked ladies? got 2 tickets for sun night if anyones interested...

Originally posted by Hali Davidson:

30 for both?

how dare you. they are worth so much more-come on its the chilis!... pah. i bought mine for 45 quid each from a mate. cant wait

Originally posted by kenny:

Shai Hulud

say what?

this is the anniversary of kurt cobains death. so they keep playing nirvana. which all the old people at my work arent keen on so they keep moaning at me