Emperor Bokassa I

You, I think, had drank many beers.

What's chun-chun-wee-wee? It sounds ace.

The show was outrageous. Tweedy simulated drinking champagne and they all sat in a tiny pink lounge suspended from the roof. Later, they each shared a bed with a different man. Draw your own conclusions.

They will be playing on the one year anniversary of Lightning Bolt's gig at the Tunnels. Apparently they are doing a cover of Dracula Mountain. Only using their voices. It was in the paper.

The Butchers of Bakersfield were incredible. The only downside was the denim boy refusing to stick to the solid military gimmick. Poor show.

The whole thing was wonderful.

It is absolutely appalling. The accent of the main thug, "Pete", is the worst thing I have ever heard. Watch Dear Wendy instead, Or Mean Girls.

What a thrill. Are there any other support slots?

For the first time ever we shall be employing the experimental "trilogy" method to choose our set-list. At this early stage it is difficult to tell how it will work out but expect plenty of tit and around 19 songs.

We prefer "Cajun Terror-Pop", but I can see where you are coming from.

I don't know, 1?

IRA Blues Brothers? Cool. Can we use that?

I'd like to hear Zombie Crew by Send More Paramedics and Black Cat Bone by Goatsnake. Is this possible and or probable?

Don't you get it? This ticket is so hot spectators will be forced to view the action from outside the venue via a special rock periscope. The drums and bass will be piped in live from the Far East.

You faggot.

I guess it could work. Some people will hate it though. Me for example.

I think Gatsby needs to check himself before he wrecks himself to be honest. He shouldn't be signing any more bands until some of the stars on his violently impressive roster get down to some serious recording.

The word is The Beast Wing plan on releasing their "Evolution of Pain" EP in time for the summer. Unfortunately, the Brand New Bastards "Brain Meal" single will probably be delayed while they acquire a full-time bassist. If anyone fancies this they should fire an e-mail off to Gatsby himself. He'll pass it on, don't worry.

They played Caprice, but sadly quite a few newer, bad songs. Vanilla Radio and Strormy in the North, Karma in the South are good though.

Therapy? were simply a joy to behold. Beautiful.

We missed the Glitterati in Glasgow as well, so doors must have opened early there as well. We got in at abiut 7.20 and Therapy? came on at half past, much to our excitement.

You fool Brian.

The zine coverage? In May 2005. Good one Fudge. Bastards.

Holy Shit! I haven't seen Clifford Buchan and The Sectarians play since they supported Anthony Coultate and The Homophobes on their "It's just plain wrong" Tour in 1996. To see and hear them again would make my heart, and then brain, explode.

You can have my piece: you know I can't eat it.

Delicious! We don't call you Comatose Sam The Blood Sugar Cripple for nothing.

Thanks

where's our 40 fudge? you fucks!

Jesus fudge, where are those photos? Lazy fucks.