Doc Ascension Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 (if bird flu somehow made it into the country and we didnt immunise...blah blah blah)Anyone else see these bollocks news paper headlines? "We are all doomed, blah blah, We're DEAD!! OH NO!!"No we are not...please calm down Mr. Evening Express! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Mr.Daily Record is somewhat less optimistic though-75,000 DEADand if that doesn't kill us all there's always the 2017 asteroid.yawn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i noticed that when walking along King Street, it's outside every news agent...'WE'SA ALLLLL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!'what the fuck is 'bird flu' anyway?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i noticed that when walking along King Street' date=' it's outside every news agent...'WE'SA ALLLLL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!'what the fuck is 'bird flu' anyway??[/quote']it's a flu that birds get-technically humans can't catch the initial strain,it doesn't transmit-likewise with humans passing human flu to birds yadda yadda,anyhoo pigs fuck up the system as bird flu can transmit to pigs but generally doesn't do damage-the flu virus' genome mutates and changes inside the pig et voila-produced is a strain of avian influenza which can transmit to humans.hence the WE'RE FUCKED!!!OMG!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 it's a flu that birds get-technically humans can't catch the initial strain' date='it doesn't transmit-likewise with humans passing human flu to birds yadda yadda,anyhoo pigs fuck up the system as bird flu can transmit to pigs but generally doesn't do damage-the flu virus' genome mutates and changes inside the pig et voila-produced is a strain of avian influenza which can transmit to humans.hence the WE'RE FUCKED!!!OMG!!![/quote']Random black army soldier in south park the movie :Is some people gonna die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Being a bloke, I don't think I need to worry about bird flu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Random black army soldier in south park the movie :Is some people gonna die?i dunno-i'll buy you a pint if you text that to the evening express though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i see. well i hardly eat pig anymore so i guess i'm safe. they can't pass it to cows/chickens/other edible animals can they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i see. well i hardly eat pig anymore so i guess i'm safe. they can't pass it to cows/chickens/other edible animals can they?yes.ESPECIALLY rare steaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child_of_bodom Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i see. well i hardly eat pig anymore so i guess i'm safe. they can't pass it to cows/chickens/other edible animals can they?Not the problem. The mutated strain can pass from contact of humans. The pig genome is very similar to ours, which is how Arnie Schwarzenegger has a pigs heart, and the mutated bird flu is very contagious from pig to human. Then it mutates again and again till we either eradicate it or it kills us all. Could be worse though. The Americans are fireinfg things at comets and after all the recent screwups in the world it will probably be tilted on its trajectory straight at us. Lovely thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 yes.ESPECIALLY rare steaks you fucker!! rare is the only way!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 you fucker!! rare is the only way!!!that thing was still alive!!!i heard it moo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 well it tasted fine and that's all that matters. The Bassment sure know how to do a great steak sandwich. Oh man, now i want one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 well it tasted fine and that's all that matters. The Bassment sure know how to do a great steak sandwich. Oh man' date=' now i want one.[/quote']yeah and i want a lasagne mmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 I had a bird fluFLEW OUT OF ITS CAGE AND OUT OF THE WINDOW I MEAN! LOL!(I am so dead when it hits Scotland for making that joke.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i noticed that when walking along King Street' date=' it's outside every news agent...'WE'SA ALLLLL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!'what the fuck is 'bird flu' anyway??[/quote']It's : "Isa people gonna die?"I'm going to kick you in the tits at band practice for quoting jarjar binks, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 hey.....jar jar's a LEGEND!......but that said, i do hope he cops it in episode 3.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 hey.....jar jar's a LEGEND!......but that said' date=' i do hope he cops it in episode 3....[/quote']He'sa my second favorite racial stereotype.(the list is:1. Super Mario2. Jar Jar Binks3. Speedy Gonzales4. Luke Cage5. Crocodile Dundee) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 He'sa my second favorite racial stereotype.(the list is:1. Super Mario2. Jar Jar Binks3. Speedy Gonzales4. Luke Cage5. Crocodile Dundee)No Groundskeeper Willie or Apu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 No Groundskeeper Willie or Apu?They're at #7 and #15 respectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 just checking.tips cap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i always found mario to be a kind of an anti-stereotype.an italian plumber who lives in brooklyn?......a stereotypical american-italian male should be in the Mafia, no? like Tony from t'Simpsons.....i'll shut up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i noticed that when walking along King Street' date=' it's outside every news agent...'WE'SA ALLLLL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!'what the fuck is 'bird flu' anyway??[/quote']Other news just in...'BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT' 8o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 i always found mario to be a kind of an anti-stereotype.an italian plumber who lives in brooklyn?......a stereotypical american-italian male should be in the Mafia' date=' no? like Tony from t'Simpsons.....i'll shut up now.[/quote']Being an Italian from Brooklyn is pretty stereotypical. Ever play Mario 64? "It's a me! A-Mario!"That and he just loves the Pope. He can't get enough of his wacky antics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Other news just in...'BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT'GUYS TURN ON THE TV!! Someone just shot John Lennon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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