Guest valley69 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 fits yer favourite episode or scene?i like the one far it goes ' how many licks of a toad does it take to get sent to prison..JUST ONE!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadgin2 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 for some reason peter and his son (shit whats his name??) are dressed up like a horse and are trying to get into a carnival...hyjinx ensurepeter: one please*his son sneezes*carnival guy: wait a minute your ass just sneezed, and hey horses cant talk......no this doesnt add up this doesnt add up at all believe me its funnier to actually watch than transcribe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 the son is chrismy favourite i thikn is Stewies first Birthday "all i could get was this big-ass pinyata"(or however you spell it)hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 well this is NOT doing Family Guy any justice so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadgin2 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 well this is NOT doing Family Guy any justice so far.well it is 1 in the morning....all the cool witty people are out to play and the rest of us are trying but failing miserabley to remeber our senses of humour and how to laugh again...please dayeth teach us how to laugh again (and cry, and dance, and love )by that i obviously mean to ask "whats YOUR favourite family guy moment" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 well it is 1 in the morning....all the cool witty people are out to play and the rest of us are trying but failing miserabley to remeber our senses of humour and how to laugh again...please dayeth teach us how to laugh again (and cry' date=' and dance, and love )by that i obviously mean to ask "whats YOUR favourite family guy moment" [/quote']well fadgin2...I've been trying to narrow it down for the last 13 minutes at least with no success. So I'm going to post this line from Peter"make like Siamese twins and split...and then one of you die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 ...did....did i just hit that ostrich?no no he's fine...keep driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadgin2 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Chri: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?Pete: I'll tell you what it's not for son, And when I do youll understand why I can never go back to Sea World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 "Fat man with his kids and dog... drove in through the morning fog....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 dance with me lois, dance the dance of life! the best 'episode' is wish upon a weinstein, the last one on series 2. it's so ace. cleveland: peter, not every jewish person is good with money (can't remember exact text)peter: well yeh of course not the retarded ones...but why would you even say that? for shock value? jeez cleveland, there's edgy and then there's offensivepeter: so did you the doctor find out what was wrong with you?brian: yeh, it turns out i'm in lovepeter: oh my god! .............you can talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 hey there rover, come on overred headed lady, reaching for an apple, gonna take a boight...no.....gonna breathe on it foist, wipes it on her blouse......she takes a bite...chews it once..twice....3 times...stops. red headed lady takes a long hard look at randylois:lets get the hell out of hereshow me potato salad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 its not my favourite episode but, the bit where stewie sucks on peters nipple and realises its peter is priceless.cant think which episode is my fave right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 *waits for Adam to have an orgasm**still waiting**....waits....* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Am.... Am I supposed to draw the penis?Am.... Am I supposed to sculp the penis?Am... Am I supposed to conduct with my penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 "Never had a spanish chick before..... OOLLLAAAYYYY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Jackpot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a rant here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate. Peter: What the hell does rant mean?genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marn Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Death:Hey Lois, what did you make this cocoa out of, crap?Lois:If you want me to make it again...Death:No, Im sorry, I just thought you were going to make it with milk, not crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 The bull in the china shop scene from some episode in season two is hiarious, one of the few family guy moments i find really funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Meg: Oh god just kill me now....(cut to scene of god in the clouds with a sniper rifle aiming at her head.....phone rings)God: Hello? KaaaaarrrrreeeennnnnYou have to see it....its UBER funny....its on the second series and its called '15 minutes of shame' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 hinesyou used the word "uber"you are a gimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 you just used the word gimp.you are uber silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 hinesyou used the word "uber"you are a gimpIn saying i used the word uber....in turn you used the word uber.....now that makes u the uber gimp!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 shut it jacket boyill eat you for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Family guy is absolutely brilliant.Every single episode is really funny, i've yet to watch one that i havent fell over laughing at!And i cant wait till they show season 4 over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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