Ameriko_Niko Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 i have a good idea....lets have one night a month where we could turn moshulu into a 'shag tag' event! that would be fun.....! 10 at the door....and u get a shag for the night....if your lucky! RULES:1. you're not alloud more than 3 partners at once....2. all condoms sold must flavored3. free vibrators MUST be issued4. all males must get measured at beginning [no smaller than 6" -no bigger that 10"5. Must provide a clean bill of sexual health! 6. Girls must be clean shaven on at least her arm pits and pubic area 7. No animals aloud [metaphorical and literal] ..... sorry guys!8. on entrance all participants must sign a release form stating that any footage or pictures taken during the night may be circulated on the internetANY ONE WITH MORE RULES.........?? Reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 #9 - Free Chicken Nuggets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 10. nothing up the out hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 #11. you got yo stop when she says when.#12. no gingers would size include the dildos ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Foreskin Ninja #9 - Free Chicken Nuggets i second this rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 This is not original - The Vennel in Stonehaven does this every night its open..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by khay #12. no gingers fuck you bitch!yo' dont know what is like for us gingers in the hood...growing up in a world where me and my GWA (gingers with attitud) are the minority! so step back white boy or i'll pop a cap in your nut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by StewCat fuck you bitch!yo' dont know what is like for us gingers in the hood...growing up in a world where me and my GWA (gingers with attitud) are the minority! so step back white boy or i'll pop a cap in your nut! that has got to be the first post u have done without meantioning that your wetYATTA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Untitled that has got to be the first post u have done without meantioning that your wetYATTA!!!!! thats coz this issue is a VERY VERY dry issue!but that YATTA at the end made me wet!*stewcat looks at his avatar*ok i just came! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by StewCat thats coz this issue is a VERY VERY dry issue!but that YATTA at the end made me wet!*stewcat looks at his avatar*ok i just came! who is she?:O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameriko_Niko Posted August 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 BACK TO BUSINESS....this is serious....aberdeen needs this...why do think theres so many ppl depressed in this city!! WE NEED TO HELP THEM GET LAID! 13. bar staff may aid as fluffers were neccessary (yes we do realise this is terrifying in some cases!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kus of the Valley Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 #14No over 75's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kus of the Valley #14No over 75's #15Kus is required to stay away fro Craig's nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 sounds goodanother rule-no smelly women, there is nothing worse than doing the business on her when she has questionable hygiene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ewan Cameron Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 rule 16- women must be weighed a the door-no one under 6 stone and no one over 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible Lead Soup Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Christ on a bike. Go get yourselves a freakin' cold shower, kapeesh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest highroller Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 17) How bout SHUT THE HELL UP!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 I seem to remember the last place in Aberdeen that did this was Amadeus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Craig i second this rule i also agree but as long as i am givin some kind of dip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scott 5FD Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 rule no. 9,000time limits of half an hour - if you can go the distance:angel: dont mean to brag but i *ahem* can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikey fool Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kus of the Valley #14No over 75's why not? that means I cant take my granny, se likes a bit of metal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flik Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Oh my god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameriko_Niko Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 we all love moshulu.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakzrus Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 17# all females should be smell tested by seagulls- no fish aloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 #18 don't bump 4 year old threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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