Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 I deem DJ Dave guilty of a shameful attempt at self-stylisation in playing "Hey Boys, Hey Girls.....Superstar DJs" last nite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 pleased you played Beck, i was bloody well still outside on the doorstep for that though, painfully close to getting in in time...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Guilty' date=' yer honour. I would have gotten away with it too...if it weren't for those pesky kids.[/quote']Mind you, you've found a groupie in the "lovely" Christine. She was like the improbably glamourous assistant to your Dr.Livingstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Impossible shorts. Impossible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 fresh from her safari adventure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Impossible shorts. Impossible!but pleasingly so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 (in partridge voice) her shorts were so far up her backside, you could more or less see her anus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 (in partridge voice) her shorts were so far up her backside' date=' you could more or less see her anus...[/quote']again, pleasingly so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 until she turned round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Chrissie's a lovely girl' date=' and she gave me a very nice present last night. Minds out of gutter, boys...[/quote']they were never in the gutter, we were just observing the shortness of her shorts, and their suitability for the plains of Tanzania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 or are you referring to the array of possible responses to: she gave me a very nice present last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 She certainly knows how to make an impact.Ooerr missusYou know you're doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 certainly not one that wont be dripping with sexual innuendo.crazy shorts!she certainly doesnt wear them at college, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 she gave me a very nice present last night. Spill the beans. What was it? Woodie Guthrie duvet cover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Dave, the future of mankind is dependent on you playing "Temptation" by New Order this Saturday, to assist this genetic heavyweight in finding a mate while still in his prime. Why would a genetic heavyweight need assistance in finding a mate, you may well ask. Because the price for my brains and beauty was the curse of intense shyness, and I feel that this song is perfect for breaking down those barriers.Some other suggestions, if you're struggling:PJ Harvey- The LetterArcade Fire - Neighbourhood #1Seafood - Western Soldierand how about Volunteers by Jefferson Airplane for this weeks retro classic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 YOU suffer from shyness? you dont know the meaning of the word! in comparison to me anyways.......barriers to whom? sarah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 YOU suffer from shyness? you dont know the meaning of the word! in comparison to me anyways.......barriers to whom? sarah?Any healthy young northern maidens, through which humanity can be improved via our breeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 haha! i love this Nazi rhetoric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Stop using these boards to perpetuate the myth of aryan genetic superioritybutKeep using Saturday nights in order to get laid...Well, yeah, it was just a round-about way of saying that So, Temptation, yes? I'll be ready to make my move at, let's say, 01:33? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Some other suggestions' date=' if you're struggling:PJ Harvey- The LetterArcade Fire - Neighbourhood #1Seafood - Western Soldierand how about Volunteers by Jefferson Airplane for this weeks retro classic?[/quote']He text me just the other hour telling me he as in a panic and struggling for CDs and whether or not I could bring some of the discs from 'the land of heavy rock' that I inhabit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 He text me just the other hour telling me he as in a panic and struggling for CDs and whether or not I could bring some of the discs from 'the land of heavy rock' that I inhabit Struggling for CDs doesn't necessarily mean struggling for tracks. I'll drop off "25 Years - The Best of Rough Trade shops" at the DJ booth on Saturday, from which you can pluck:Nag Nag Nag - Cabaret VoltaireT.V.O.D - The NormalBoredom - The BuzzcocksAmbition - Subway SectFuck the pain away - Peaches....anything to avoid a heavy rock end! (or are you talking about Friday?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 HEAVY ROCK!I'm bringing my brand spanking new Queens Of The Stone Age album and am planning a set composed entirely of non-singles.I'll be at the Shift event all day you see and with any luck will have been at Blood Brothers the night before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 HEAVY ROCK!I'm bringing my brand spanking new Queens Of The Stone Age album and am planning a set composed entirely of non-singles.It can't be allowed! For a start, nothing would be sweeter to Malcolm (Narc)'s ears (except perhaps an affirmative answer from Trudi!), and Hounds of Love, This Modern Love and Float On are essential to a Saturday nightDon't forget,it is an "indie and retro rock" nite, it says so in the Evening Express! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 i dont really think he has to cross his fingers too much for an affirmative answer from trudi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 It can't be allowed! For a start' date=' nothing would be sweeter to Malcolm (Narc)'s ears (except perhaps an affirmative answer from Trudi!), and Hounds of Love, This Modern Love and Float On are essential to a Saturday nightDon't forget,it is an "indie and retro rock" nite, it says so in the Evening Express![/quote']Aye Dave can play those tunes for you - I'm revolting!Truer words never spoken Nah hopefully I'll be soberish after SHIFT and will be spinning some pleasing tunes to the early crowd people. You never turn up before 1 or so anyways so it wouldn't even affect you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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