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"After another Sunday dinner with the parents Neil wished he could just admit that he got kicked out of Viking college after failing 'Beard Maintenance' so he could stop living this lie."

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Upon reminising his school days' date=' Neil remembered the one lesson he missed in Social Education.[/b']

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"Neil realises just how small he is after sticking a white plectrum to his helmet for shits and giggles while tucking into a relative feast...a mini cola bottle".... :down:

or alternatively

"I'm Gay"

:down::down:

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Upon realising that Stripey, Roman Choke and Merry Christmas couldnt be stopped with a simple banningNeil decided more extreme punishments were needed to scare them off

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Aberdeen based webmaster Neil Johnson (pictured) models just one of his new range of medieval sex toys for the upcoming fetish night at Moshulu. The kinky slag.

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"Local Pan pinned to wall in freak rhino crossbreeding species accident"

Look mate.... not taking the piss or anything.... but you really aren`t funny....

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..to a gig of your choice:

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SPOOOOOOOOONGE GUARD!

little neil was exposed to SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS THE MOVIE for 10 seconds

Use:

SPOOOOOOOOOONGE GUARD!

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Neil indulges in other hobbies whilst not running aberdeen-music.com...here he is seen at the the "Historically Accurate Viking Invation Society Meeting" enjoying a cool bottle of Skull Splitter.

Neil was later ousted from the group when it was found out he was drinking Stella which historians believe originated after in the 5th centuary A.D and not the 1st centuary A.D...his glasses, way of wearing the had and indeed even the glass bottle are obviously all historically accurate.

So my quote is long and still shite? Obviously it's quality and not qauntity!

How about "Dildo head dildo head Neil's a dildo head...dildo head dildo head OHHH NEIL'S A DILDO HEAD <to the tune of jingle bells>

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One beer was enough to give any man Beer Goggles AND The Horn!!

Horn jokes are just cheap. FORSHAME.

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Neil indulges in other hobbies whilst not running aberdeen-music.com...here he is seen at the the "Historically Accurate Viking Invation Society Meeting" enjoying a cool bottle of Skull Splitter.

Neil was later ousted from the group when it was found out he was drinking Stella which historians believe originated after in the 5th centuary A.D and not the 1st centuary A.D...his glasses' date=' way of wearing the had and indeed even the glass bottle are obviously all historically accurate.

So my quote is long and still shite? Obviously it's quality and not qauntity!

How about "Dildo head dildo head Neil's a dildo head...dildo head dildo head OHHH NEIL'S A DILDO HEAD <to the tune of jingle bells>[/quote']

from splat metal by any chance? haha

i cant think of any because im just not funny but some of these are fucking genious!!!

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