Kai Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 My flight from Heathrow to Aberdeen has been cancelled for some inexplicable reason and the subsequent flight delayed, so I have been trying to find ways to amuse myself in the departure lounge. So far I have bought a bottle of 1995 Dom Perignon in the duty-free shop and ordered a robotic vacuum cleaner over the internet. Pretty pointless, but hey at least I should have a clean flat to go back to. I'm starting to run out of ideas now, so I'm off for a wank in the toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 phone me and we can have phone sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Go to the gate of another flight, take out your phone and pretend to answer a call that says the *insert airline flight number" has been delayed until further notice!!!. etc etc "you got it form teh website you say"... then leave before anyone can confirm it with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Trixx Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 robotic vacum cleaner?awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Play "The Terminal" like in the popular Tom Hanks vehcile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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