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Smarties - The times they are a changing

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Fucking awful. I bought a beautiful packet yesterday.... a cylinder....

bulk buy and live in denial. thats my answer.

Did you also know that Thortons will shortly be stopping to sell their jelly fish sweets? They are my favourites... they are shaped like fish. Bastards.

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Fucking awful. I bought a beautiful packet yesterday.... a cylinder....

bulk buy and live in denial. thats my answer.

Sounds like a plan to me.

:( Hexagonal tubes? Why?

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poor show Nestle - will i ask the nestle rep at my work to tell them to stop such madness?

yes, yes you bloody well should.

Do you have a thornton's rep?

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poor show Nestle - will i ask the nestle rep at my work to tell them to stop such madness?

Youd could kidnap him/her and hold them to ransom until our demands are met.

I have a roll of duct tape and a rusty stabbin' knife you can borrow, if you like.

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Sounds like a plan to me.

:( Hexagonal tubes? Why?

indeed.

Oh and btw...

what is this gladiator madness aboot, eh?

It's like an episode of Alan Partridge gone wrong.

Jet.

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we don't do thorntons. good job we don't because if we did i'd get arrested for theft. mmmmmmmm treacle toffee

paul - i've got all those in my house and more. bwahahahaha - poor rep's. they're scared when i'm about. twitching and ranting at them seems to scare the poor souls. can't think why.

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Does anyone else sniff a "New Coke"-type marketing ploy here?

The tubes will be back, just like Coco Pops. Choco Krispies indeed...

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This revelation obviously meant a lot to the Daily Mail who dedicated a whole page full of interesting smarties related facts, including how they were originally called chocolate beans, and some used to be coffee flavoured.

fascinating

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indeed.

Oh and btw...

what is this gladiator madness aboot' date=' eh?

It's like an episode of Alan Partridge gone wrong.

Jet.[/quote']

It's not Jet, it's Lightning...

I mean er... I don't know what you're talking about...

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It's not Jet' date=' it's Lightning...

I mean er... I don't know what you're talking about...[/color']

The Jet remark was in reference to Alan Partridges mild fixation with Jet...

I'm no use with gladiators.... asides.... wasn't there one called "wolf" who looked like a child rapist?

aplogies if somebody already has him... if they don't... somebody should.

wolf1.gif

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big mistake Nestle...the whole idea was you could ping the tops at people using the tube!

now what??? ... they will revert to tubes when the sales plummet...

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I'm no use with gladiators.... asides.... wasn't there one called "wolf" who looked like a child rapist?

???? Wolf was the man!!!

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The Jet remark was in reference to Alan Partridges mild fixation with Jet...

I'm no use with gladiators.... asides.... wasn't there one called "wolf" who looked like a child rapist?

aplogies if somebody already has him... if they don't... somebody should.

wolf1.gif

look! of COURSE someone has wolf, he was like the first to go, you'll have to pick someone more obscure ok? pick fashanu! AWOOGA!

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