calum Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Those lyrics read like something that has been translated from something like Japanese into English. Truly' date=' those were pitiful shite. The worst kind of navel-gazing 6th form pap.[/quote']Not mine not mine not mine!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 anything by Funeral for a Friend/Taking Back Sunday/My Chemical Romance/ anything emo.All emo lyrics are absolutely diabolical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 " you brighten my life like a polysterine hat" - Silverchairor "help me carry big things' date=' if you know what i mean" - Destiny's child...no i dont "know what you mean"[/quote'] Also by silverchair,"your life's an open cold-sore, gotta get out the cream"Ok, mr johns whatever you say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 anything by Funeral for a Friend/Taking Back Sunday/My Chemical Romance/ anything emo.All emo lyrics are absolutely diabolical.In places you have a point Doc.HOWEVER' date=' I occassionally dabble in power metal and some of the shit that Hammerfall/Gamma Ray/Primal Fear/Stratovarious etc etc is awful!Here are a few classic lines that i can think of by some power metal bands:[i']"Metal Eagles - Flying Side By SideSilver Heroes - Hear Our Cries""If This Is ArmageddonThen Who The Hell Are YouThe Soldiers Of The Holy WarAre Bringin' Hell To You" "Hearts On Fire, Hearts On Fire Burning, burning with desire Burning for the steelHearts on fire!" "We're drowning in madness, the heart of the UnicornDwelling in sadness, the heart of the Unicorn""Look at the sky as the dragon flies byStorming across heaven like fire pierce through ice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 stealing and looting....raping and shooting....come on baby take my hand...come and f*ck a bloke in a rock and roll band....Bad News 1985...... or anything by FISTThat should be :Burning, looting, raping and a shooting...Warriors of Ghengis-Khan is a timeless classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Trixx Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 " you brighten my life like a polysterine hat" - Silverchairim not a silverchair fan by any means but i love that line its ace! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 although not the worst' date=' i cringe everytime i hear Love Sick by Dylan...just for the,"Did I.......hear someone tell a lie"something about that line and its delivery (note the dramatic pause) reaks of cheese[/quote']Is that from "Time Out of Mind"? The lyrics on that album are about as complex and considered as a geriatric freestyle rap. No doubt the fools who think he's a genius will probably say that their basic form and lacklustre rhymes are his attempt to reflect his weariness in old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 In places you have a point Doc.HOWEVER' date=' I occassionally dabble in power metal and some of the shit that Hammerfall/Gamma Ray/Primal Fear/Stratovarious etc etc is awful!Here are a few classic lines that i can think of by some power metal bands:[i']"Metal Eagles - Flying Side By SideSilver Heroes - Hear Our Cries""If This Is ArmageddonThen Who The Hell Are YouThe Soldiers Of The Holy WarAre Bringin' Hell To You" "Hearts On Fire, Hearts On Fire Burning, burning with desire Burning for the steelHearts on fire!" "We're drowning in madness, the heart of the UnicornDwelling in sadness, the heart of the Unicorn""Look at the sky as the dragon flies byStorming across heaven like fire pierce through ice"Oh come on Dan!!! Hearts on Fire is just classic! You can't beat Hammerfall.. can't wait to see them at the Stock this year - The classic rhyming fire and desire... just can't beat that! awesome!Yes some lyrics can be dump... however, they have good music to back that up - whereas emo gives you shite lyrics with a load of cumstain guitar work, skidmark bass and willy-licking drumming. That makes bum pie!!!I present to you: "We'll start a fire, and burn some bridges, and make it out of here tonight"etc. Dump city! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 That should be :Burning' date=' looting, raping and a shooting...Warriors of Ghengis-Khan is a timeless classic.[/quote']Quality video too if i recall.......c'mon baby take my hand....*waving hands enter and exit an otherwise empty frame* but thanks for the correction... i take it the second line is more or less right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Oh come on Dan!!! Hearts on Fire is just classic! You can't beat Hammerfall.. can't wait to see them at the Stock this year - The classic rhyming fire and desire... just can't beat that! awesome!Yes some lyrics can be dump... however' date=' they have good music to back that up - whereas emo gives you shite lyrics with a load of cumstain guitar work, skidmark bass and willy-licking drumming. That makes bum pie!!!I present to you: "We'll start a fire, and burn some bridges, and make it out of here tonight"etc. Dump city![/quote']har hari have a hammerfall track on a metal hammer cdi couldnt believe my ears when i first heard itso goodso very good...but so badso very badbut.. so good!i also now have a hammerfall poster on the wall of my officebecause scott insisted i took one when i was in oneup t'other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Oh come on Dan!!! Hearts on Fire is just classic! You can't beat Hammerfall.. can't wait to see them at the Stock this year - The classic rhyming fire and desire... just can't beat that! awesome!Yes some lyrics can be dump... however' date=' they have good music to back that up - whereas emo gives you shite lyrics with a load of cumstain guitar work, skidmark bass and willy-licking drumming. That makes bum pie!!!I present to you: "We'll start a fire, and burn some bridges, and make it out of here tonight"etc. Dump city![/quote']I think hammerfall are a little bit crap. Helloween at their peak was Germany's best power metal achievement.I actually have a hammerfall poster on my wall though... the artwork's pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I think hammerfall are a little bit crap. Helloween at their peak was Germany's best power metal achievement.I actually have a hammerfall poster on my wall though... the artwork's pretty cool.Helloween used to be my favourite band! Keeper of the Seven Keys and Pink Bubbles Go Ape.....quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 'you make me wanna la-la...' ashlee simpson... i make you want to what now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown pleasures Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Interpol have some bloody horrible lyrics and, much as I love them, so do New Order.A couple of Barney specials on the new album:I feel your presence everywhere/In the corner, over there.Where? There on the stair? A little mouse with clogs on?Real love cant be sold/its another colour than gold.Not quite up to the standard of Crystal's wonderful: "Here comes love, it's like honey/you can't buy it with money", but never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 'you make me wanna la-la...' ashlee simpson... i make you want to what now?Masturbate?It probably didn't rhyme with the other lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Quality video too if i recall.......c'mon baby take my hand....*waving hands enter and exit an otherwise empty frame* but thanks for the correction... i take it the second line is more or less right...Yes' date=' that's the one. You're kinda off with the rest too, after listening to my Bad News "Cashing in on Xmas" CD, it's actually :I'm a warrior, the blood won't wash away I'm a warrior, I'll kill myself one day Burning, looting, raping, shooting Burning, looting, raping, shooting Burning, looting, raping, shooting Burning, looting, raping, shooting All this I do, I'd kill for you Oh come on pretty baby won't you take my hand Oh come and kiss the singer in a rock n' roll band Baby baby baby baby baby I want to see your blood all over the land All this I do, I'd kill for you I'm a warrior of Ghengis Khan I'm a warrior of Ghengis Khan I'm a warrior, the blood won't wash away I'm a warrior, I'll kill myself one day I'm a warrior of Ghengis Khan I'm a warrior of Ghengis Khan I'm a warrior, the blood won't wash away I'm a warrior, I'll kill myself one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Masturbate?It probably didn't rhyme with the other lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Too many syllables for the average pop-queen to manage, y'see.PS : I are you impressed I correctly spelled "syllables"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Too many syllables for the average pop-queen to manage' date=' y'see.PS : I are you impressed I correctly spelled "syllables"??[/quote'] i am very impressed indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 also:i'm a totje suis un totteenytomand tiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 anything by Funeral for a Friend/Taking Back Sunday/My Chemical Romance/ anything emo.All emo lyrics are absolutely diabolical.I love My Chemical Romance's lyrics. They're certainlt nothing like Ffaf or TBS's lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I want to see the new My Downdall lyrics now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 anything emo indeed....and those f*****g song titles! 'This photograph is proof', utter drivel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Hmmm...the man who single-handedly introduced lyricism into rock music and is responsible for some of the most insightful and poetic songs ever' date=' not a genius? Genius isn't a strong enough word. Divine, maybe?[/quote']I knew you'd appear to defend the people's poet. The fact that lyricism needed to be introduced into rock shows just how devoid of artistic merit rock is.Fact: Robert Zimmerman has never used any other rhyming scheme than ABAB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I think hammerfall are a little bit crap. Helloween at their peak was Germany's best power metal achievement.I actually have a hammerfall poster on my wall though... the artwork's pretty cool.Eek! You like Helloween, but Hammerfall are too cheesey for you? oh dear! Keeper of the Seven Keys pt.II is fukin awesome though. Especially the eponymous song, the verse guitar riff is the nuts.However, thats about the best they have done! Hammerfall are flying the flag well for Sweden though!Also, you have to say that Germany's best power metal achievement has to be Blind Guardian? Far better than Helloween! Infact, Gamma Ray are also better than Helloween!Good call on the poster tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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