Guest *alex* Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I would like to take this opportunity to offer a virtual flower to all the ladies who dont recieve a card this year. hah ace, thanks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 if they have hayfever..then' date=' yeh, you're just screwed[/quote']No, if they have hayfever then you most definitely aren't screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 No' date=' if they have hayfever then you most definitely aren't screwed.[/quote']hah, yes, true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 then they won't be allowed to pass on their genetic defect onto another generation. it's a win win. is that how the st valentine's massacare happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 can i have a flower as well hog.incidentally - we don't have a sun (usually) in aberdeen so can we abolish sunday as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Gah, Tesco just sent me a reminder about how friday is your last chance to order flowers for valentines day. *orders some and sends to a random* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I'm So ronrey"I'm So ronrey"I think i'll be in the same boots as Kim Jong ill this year however since it's not at the weekend i won't have to watch all the couples suck each others faces off in work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I think Christmas and Easter should be abolished because Santa and the Easter bunny don't exist. It's just a marketing scam.The only REAL holiday is Pancake Day, but it's not even a holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Concurr.It's over-commecialised crap. If you're gonna do something nice for a partner you don't just wait for one day to do it. You do it anytime you feel like.Been on both sides of the fence for valentines, can't say it's much different whether you're single or not. But if you're not then at least you have someone to be bad with. But then you have them everyday, so it's no different to any other day really. Am I making sense??Beh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I have a date with gilly.i plan to start drinking straight after college' date=' so 3pm. i'll have fun. i WILL. [/quote']Oh, you wish. I have a queue of thousands of people just waiting to take me out...see you at 3 then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Oh' date=' you wish. I have a queue of thousands of people just waiting to take me out...see you at 3 then?yes, you certainly shall....two hours of sociology followed by drunkness for a good 12hours, sounds goood to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Trixx Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 i think drinking heavily on valentines day is an excellent idea...perhaps an idea for myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 i think drinking heavily on valentines day is an excellent idea...perhaps an idea for myselfit's the ONLY thing worth doing on the day. mhmmm. it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I would like to take this opportunity to offer a virtual flower to all the ladies who dont recieve a card this year. Have you not been listening these last months???Stop using these boards to try and get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 it's the ONLY thing worth doing on the day. mhmmm. it is. So eating and sociology are out then?Can I have your food? I'll share it with Ollie I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 So eating and sociology are out then?Can I have your food? I'll share it with Ollie I will.i meant besides the things i HAVE to do...i still NEED foood...but sociology is avoidable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Trixx Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 yeah so if i have cash..moshulu for me on monday to get rather drunk.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 it's the ONLY thing worth doing on the day. mhmmm. it is. what about sleeping?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Trixx Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 sleeping is never worth doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 sleeping is never worth doing?there's something wrong with you :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 i think drinking heavily on valentines day is an excellent idea...perhaps an idea for myselfIf you drink enough you could die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I'm going to be a shit.... sorry.Valentines 2004 - I saw a loverly chap and thought he was loverly.Valentines 2005 - I'm spending it with him bwahaha. sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 I would like to take this opportunity to offer a virtual flower to all the ladies who dont recieve a card this year. I realise Psydoll has beaten me to it, but stop using these boards to try and get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 I would like to take this opportunity to offer a virtual flower to all the ladies who dont recieve a card this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 I'm going to be a shit.... sorry.Valentines 2004 - I saw a loverly chap and thought he was loverly.Valentines 2005 - I'm spending it with him bwahaha. sorry.Good for you, a welcome antidote to the self-pitying drivel. You can't lose on the 14th, if you're half of a couple, you're guaranteed a good time. If you're single, you can start by stopping snivelling as it's the most unattractive trait there is. Go out on the piss and see what happens. Try your luck, you just never know.As for myself, a quiet one at Ape Towers beckons. My lovely lady will be round early on, for the simple exchange of a card, nothing more, we're not rich. I daresay a nice hug will follow, and I believe we will spend the rest of the afternoon fucking the shit out of each other. This will be followed by eating an agreeable meal together, and I confidently predict that we will spend the evening getting absolutely fucking munted. Roll on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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