Guest JockeySnogger Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 I can get through the worst rush hour traffic in Aberdeen in 8 minutes, sometimes less.Can anyone else beat this?I drive a Punto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 I can get through the worst rush hour traffic in Aberdeen in 8 minutes' date=' sometimes less.Can anyone else beat this?I drive a Punto[/quote']Does that make you 'cool' or something, what a load of pointless bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 i can do it in 7 and I have proof.I drive a clio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 maybe you should ask for pointers seeing as it took you 40 mins the other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 maybe you should ask for pointers seeing as it took you 40 mins the other day That was a return journey plus finding a work shirt at home and going for a piss, cock boy through roadworks as well. Plus your hat is soooooooooooo ghey its unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JockeySnogger Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Don't Cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about itnaturally its probably not wise to divulge these schemes of quickened travel paths but instead, to collarate our efforts, harmlessly posting them on this message board.Some will Gloat....others will bloat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Don't Cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about itnaturally its probably not wise to divulge these schemes of quickened travel paths but instead' date=' to collarate our efforts, harmlessly posting them on this message board.Some will Gloat....others will bloat[/quote']Eh????Check ooot the smiley as well.......................................Anyhoo, depends where you're going, wot parts of the city you hit etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 I can get there 5 minutes before I leave.I drive a DeLorean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JockeySnogger Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 On my route, I'm lucky to pass more cars than (most ) people have fingers....on one hand....if it were cut in half.......but with the thumb intact......thats right. Three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 I can get through it in 5 minutes.I drive a Polo GT.I'm speaking shite, I've never timed it. I might do sometime and let you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I can get through the worst rush hour traffic in Aberdeen in 8 minutes' date=' sometimes less.Can anyone else beat this?I drive a Punto[/quote']I'll do it in 3I drive a police car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I can get there 5 minutes before I leave.I drive a DeLorean.you get up to 88mph in aberdeen rush hour!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I can do it in 8mins, I drive a *real* Mini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I drive a fucking Concorde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Composed Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I drive a motorbike 2 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 you get up to 88mph in aberdeen rush hour!?I don't need roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JockeySnogger Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 My route involves a public footpath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 My route involves a public footpath...a school for the blind, a harpsichord factory and other scenic areas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JockeySnogger Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 ...no cigar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I can get through the worst rush hour traffic in Aberdeen in 8 minutes' date=' sometimes less.Can anyone else beat this?I drive a Punto[/quote']I only got half way through reading the resoponses...but....some vital info missing on this statement...HOW FUCKING FAR DO YOU DRIVE ?!I can drive throught rush hour trafic in 1 min....aye, it's 100 yards, but so ?...my full journey from Kingswells to Albyn is usually 10 - 20 mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I was going to post the same thing...where are you driving between? I can get into Aberdeen in the rush hour from Portlethen to college street car park in 10mins. I drive a mighty Toyota Corolla 1.6 GLi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 i take the busdriving is against my religionso i tend to get through rush hour a lot easierdue to various bus lanes being availablesuperi'd tell you more about my exciting travel experiencesbutmeh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I fucking hate buses. And I fucking hate bus lanes. It's the biggest pile of shite ever. When they are in use, there are hardly ANY buses in them for 90% of the time. Us car drivers, who pay road tax to use the funking roads can't even use it. So we get caught up in congestions and funking ques! I'm sorry, but I'm not the only person who thinks this. Where about did these bus drivers learn to drive as well? Did they just jump in a bus and hope for the best without being taught? Going back a few days in Portlethen, there's a bus stop across the road from Asda and it's just short of a traffic island in the middle of the road by 12 feet or so. Few cars went round the stopped bus, I then proceeded to go around him too (still had his left indicator on) when I was half-way round the bus he started to pull away. I had to fucking slam my brakes on to come to a stop! Does he know what those little reflectors screwed to the side of his bus are for? And this is not the first time this has happened.Does anyone else not think the buses are WAY too big for the amount of people that are generally on them? Yes, make use of larger buses at peak times. But how about smaller ones at all other times? British roads are not big enough for these 7 litre diesel chugging slabs of metal to career around in. They can't negotiate corners without the help of drivers moving out the way before they rip your funking front or ass off.FUNKING BUSES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I don't need roads.oh, good call! *high five* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I fucking hate buses. And I fucking hate bus lanes. It's the biggest pile of shite ever. When they are in use' date=' there are hardly ANY buses in them for 90% of the time. Us car drivers, who pay road tax to use the funking roads can't even use it. So we get caught up in congestions and funking ques! I'm sorry, but I'm not the only person who thinks this. Where about did these bus drivers learn to drive as well? Did they just jump in a bus and hope for the best without being taught? Going back a few days in Portlethen, there's a bus stop across the road from Asda and it's just short of a traffic island in the middle of the road by 12 feet or so. Few cars went round the stopped bus, I then proceeded to go around him too (still had his left indicator on) when I was half-way round the bus he started to pull away. I had to fucking slam my brakes on to come to a stop! Does he know what those little reflectors screwed to the side of his bus are for? And this is not the first time this has happened.Does anyone else not think the buses are WAY too big for the amount of people that are generally on them? Yes, make use of larger buses at peak times. But how about smaller ones at all other times? British roads are not big enough for these 7 litre diesel chugging slabs of metal to career around in. They can't negotiate corners without the help of drivers moving out the way before they rip your funking front or ass off.FUNKING BUSES![/quote']I pay to use the bus therefore pay towards the road tax too. I cut down on congestion, suffer overcrowded buses at rush-hour and have to wait in the rain.I hold a valid drivers licence with Motorbike & HGV and there is no way I'd go back to driving a vehicle around the city. (I live in the city centre.) Next time you complain about being stuck in a traffic jam, just remember, you're one of the fuckers holding the traffic up too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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