sludge Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 if anyone sees a girl walking about with an mp3 player cunt her in the face for me.thanks.fucking bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 what? any girl with an mp3 player? Is it an iPod, a zen or a sony? I'm going to need specifics here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 I'm a girl who walks around with an MP3 player, but I have no clue what you're on about...Does that mean I still get cunted in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 If anyone sees a girl with a poncho then kindly cunt them in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 if anyone sees a girl walking about with an mp3 player cunt her in the face for me.thanks.fucking bitch.Did you lose it in Exodus last night or summat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 If anyone sees a girl with a poncho then kindly cunt them in the face.I'd rather just pity the fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 I've just cunted some girl in the face. Did I get the right one?X-(She was kind of 'girl shaped' with a girl-like face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted February 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 she kind of looks like a guy but with tits and long hair. she used her special powers to put me under her spell and then pick pocketed me. if i see her again im going to piss all over her shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 How do you cunt someone in the face?Just for future reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 It wasn't Cloud was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Pick-pocketed... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rob Karloff Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 It's the furry fuckin viking boots that girls have taken en-masse to wearing recently that piss me off most. They look good on a Scandic girl in -10C snow and ice conditions, not on some UK bint trudging around in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 It's the furry fuckin viking boots that girls have taken en-masse to wearing recently that piss me off most. They look good on a Scandic girl in -10C snow and ice conditions' date=' not on some UK bint trudging around in the rain.[/quote']i.love.you.for that alone i now worship the ground you tread. thank you for someone agreeing with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted February 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 what the fuck is that thing taking the player? shrek or some shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 It's the furry fuckin viking boots that girls have taken en-masse to wearing recently that piss me off most. They look good on a Scandic girl in -10C snow and ice conditions' date=' not on some UK bint trudging around in the rain.[/quote'] i love you i've never understood the fasination with themthey simply just look awfulcunt those women in the face too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzmute Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 you all sound like a bunch of p****s. These masogonist ramblings will scar your soul!Anyway whats the story bout this mP3 player ----you are not giving us much to go on..I may be able to help you if you can help me find out who stole my tobbacco last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 More than the boots I'm amused by the sleeveless caveman-like furry tops that seem to be becoming popular - wtf??So to reiterate any female with an mp3 player, furry boots/sleeveless top or a poncho. Attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 that purple shit you are drinking seems to be soaking into your roots too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted February 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 that purple shit you are drinking seems to be soaking into your roots too...haha... bassically i was walking home - slightly shitfaced. these girls came up to us and started chatting away. it took me about 5.2 seconds to realise they were two bit slags so i prompted my friend to leave the slags alone as they were little theiving minks and were about the same age as your average hampster. both parties proceeded to shout abuse at eachother. i noticed one of them try to get into my mates pocket. my next action if i remember correctly was "fuck off slags. your like 12.what you doing up town?" blah de blah.5 minutes down the road i noticed my mp3 player was missing. they got the last laugh.im going to write to the city council and try and get them to gas every 12 year old in the city that...A)looks like a slagB)is a slagC)goes ice skating on a friday - just for the fuck of it.absolute tool i was.....bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzmute Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 you are so offensive it will scar ur soul to carry on this way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Admit it crocker, you have been giving away your possessions for lapdances yet again, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfaar_giladi Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Have you considered the possibility that it fell out of ur pocket somehow??? Not many 12 year old bams are master thieves, not that I know anyway...Things do go missing by accident, I've lost shit loads of things, I don't ask ppl to cunt others in the face as a consequence... I just cry to myself for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted February 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Admit it crocker' date=' you have been giving away your possessions for lapdances yet again, haven't you?[/quote']har de bloody har. touche mr tanned.and yes i have considerered that it just fell out of my pocket. but to be fair they were trying to rake in our pockets. offensive???? bahhhh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Tibet Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 the password is what???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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