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My Cock Is Much Bigger Than yours

My Shit stinks more than yours

Has anyone else heard the new System Of A Down Track.

No.....ah well.....

"Did he actually say what I think he said?" - Probable quote.....

If you like the new single then go out and by an album by a band called "Sikth."

or if you like the my "insert" is bigger than your "insert" because "insert comical reason" then buy "Do Dallas" by McLusky.

Sikth have now signed to Warner Bros US and are emigrating as they are far bigger in Japan, Australia, US and Europe than the UK..... and good on them I say.

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SikTh followed System Of A Down at the Moorings on Friday and sounded much more exciting and fresh than the millionth and third time I've heard 'Chop Suey!'. Gonna dig that album out tonight again :)

On the new S.O.A.D track if Shakira can get away with such stoopid lyrics and people will gladly sing that they're soul men but not soldiers I think System should be proud of such boasting ;)

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This wouldn`t have happened if Rage Against The Machine were still on the go.. Zach wouldn`t have stood for that. However with Chris Cornell who could say....

Those lyrics in full pop pickers:

SYSTEM OF A DOWN LYRICS

"Cigaro"

Cigaro is one of several tracks completed towards

the group's forthcoming album "Mesmerize/Hypnotize".

My cock is much bigger than yours,

my cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure..

it's got you screaming for more.

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

My shit stinks much better than yours,

my stinks right down through the floor.

With a feeling so pure,

it's got you coming back for more.

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

Can't you see that I love my cock?

Can't you see that you love my cock?

Can't you see that we love my cock?

We're the regulators that de-regulate

We're the animators that de-animate

We're the propagators of all genocide

burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

We're the regulators that de-regulate

We're the animators that de-animate

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

My cock is much bigger than yours,

my cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure..

it's got you screaming back for more!

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I have calculated the length of the average male penis in Aberdeen. Here's how:

1) Measured the volume of piss on our gents toilet floor.

2) Measured the volume of drips from my own cock that make it onto the floor.

3) Calculated the average number of visits to the toilet each business day and taken the mean.

4) Measured the distance between the edge of the urinal and the kick plate under the urinal.

5) Looked up google and gotten the average shoe size for men in the UK.

So from this it is possible to extrapolate that a person with a certain shoe:cock ratio will produce a certain volume of drippage. Given that the average shoe size is known, and that my own cock size and shoe size and therefore shoe:cock ratio is known it is a simple matter to calculate the average cock size.

My cock is 2" long. My feet are size 7. Average gents shoe size is 9. The quantity of piss on the floor is 1 litre per thousand toilet visits. I produce 0.05ml of drippage per visit. Drippage increases exponentially as shoe:cock ratio inceases. Therefore the average cock size can be extrapolated to 1.65".

The important lessons here are:

The bigger your dick the less it should drip on the floor.

Anyone who drips on the floor has a dick less than 2" long.

If I catch you dripping on the floor then I'll tell the girl you're chatting up that you have a small dick.

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2 inches? That would hurt a woman!

Yes they all laughed when they saw it but I could tell they were only putting on a brave face and deep down they were scared.

Did you take into account drippages on one's shoes' date=' Flash?[/quote']

Do you drip on your own shoes? If my cock was much longer then I'd probably opt to drip on someone else' shoes.

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