Skacel Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 to tell your granny on christmas day.whats got 50 legs and no teeth?the front row of a daniel o donnel concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 what's not really funny?that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 i wasn't sure if i could pull it off over the internetmaybe not or maybe your sense of humour just sux or indeed maybe mine sux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 lol yeah the second joke is funnier....i heard a sick one the other daywhats big, pink and makes a wife scream in the middle of the night?Cot Death.id never heard it before, you lot probably have since your all so "worldy wise" and not to mention bitchy....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 thats never as funny as my granny joke alot sicker but never funnier, unless your a psychopath, then i might be quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 My favourite joke of the minute:What's huge, green and furry and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?A pool table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 the sicker the better!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Whats the difference between Sean Connery and a tennis racket?Sean Connery is an actor and a tennis racket is a piece of equipment used to play tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 what's the difference between a dead baby and a tennis ball??you can't fuck a tennis ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 dan has the best one so farguy walks into a doctor's office with a fried egg on his head, a chip up his nose and peas in his earsguy: doctor! doctor! you've got to help me, i don't feel well at alldoctor: i don't think you're eating properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky_D Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 whats funnier than throwing a baby off a building?catching it with a pitch fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Why can't Stevie Wonder read?Because he's Black.(No, I'm not racist. I happen to own a coloured TV). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 I saw a great joke in the toilets in the Taylor building at aberdeen uni:What's worse than finding a hair in your soup?Being Raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 didnt that nearly happen around there?a woman jumped out of a window to get away from the attacker and messed her face up when she landed.scary stuff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken! Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Dead baby jokes are greatWhat the difference between a truck full of salt and a truck full of dead babies?You cant unload salt with a pitch fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Dead baby jokes!What's red and hang on the wall?A baby on a meathook.What's green and hangs on the wall?Same baby, two weeks later/What is red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler. What is the best thing about spinning a baby round a whirly washing line?Stopping it with a spade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willum Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 what's not really funny?that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 what's blue and fucks grannies?Hypothermia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 How do you get a blonde to burn her ear? Phone her while she's ironing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 What do chicks and condoms have in common?They spen 99% of their time in your wallet and only 1% on your dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I saw a great joke in the toilets in the Taylor building at aberdeen uni:What's worse than finding a hair in your soup?Being Raped.that's AMAZING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 What's worse than a dead baby?The Holocaust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Woman comes back to her husband from a Saturday night out, and pours two flutes of champagne. She takes the first one and drinks it, then pours the second one down her skirt. Her baffled husband asks 'Why did you do that?'. She replies - 'I won 6 million on the lottery this evening, and that's the only cunt I'm sharing it with.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 same boy goes into a pub with a tampon behind his ear, "what's that for ?"..."reminds me of the cunt that stole my pencil"...superman's dead, nobody knew, but Clarke Kent......think about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Two tampons walking down the street, which one says 'hello' to you?Neither they're both stuck up cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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