Alan Cynic Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 kegzactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child of the north Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Nice one! Nae like ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Less of your cheek, 'Southernly-challenged one' !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child of the north Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Oooooh, I see, well..... nice shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Gee thanks......they're Vans. (Actually I haven't a clue what Vans are like, but I read about them in another thread. Apart from DMs the only shoes I can name are Clark's Pathfinders....the ones with the little compass in the heel, and animal paw-prints as treads). Back to the thread....if Ollie's building a new barrel he just needs a female friend to 'Cooper-ate' with him. Less criticism and more encouragement for the lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child of the north Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 STOP! STOPPIT! Since when does building a barrel require a female friend? I built MY barrel all by myself! I remember you had brown shoes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 That was just mud! I am envious of your barrel building capabilities. Apparently years ago they used to line newly made barrels with cowshit to "season" them. Some of it used to seep out of the barrel-hole and infect the factory workers. They used to suffer from "Bung dung lung". Highly unpleasant, I'm told.To what use do you put your barrel? I used to keep my buttery (or rowie, if you prefer) in mine, but it kept escaping. Hence the song "Roll out the barrel". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child of the north Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 I keep my sister in the barrel when she's naughty. Then I put a pigeon in there and some scorpions. She loves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 That's a good idea! Mind you I wouldn't have left her any food at all! You're too kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 HeeeeeeeeeeeeyEnough ditching of "fuck buddies" it can work... trust me.Provided you get someone you know you could never love... and they could never love you in return.Like someone who looks pretty but is ignorant and dull... and hateful... who hates your friends.It can work.... it can be beautiful.Hate-sex is true.Be bold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 I'm not pretty enough to be a 'Fuck-Buddy', then! However, with my expanding girth I could be a 'Friar Tuck Buddy', should there be a need for one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Alan is a sexy man, if I was that way inclined you would be chased by a weird bald guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Well, I'll be fucked! (but preferably by Lester.....no offence, Hog!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 I'm far too fat to be a fuck buddy - my last girlfriend refused to offer oral sex without the use of a crash helmet.....She eventually rocked herself to sleep on my beergut. Dirty slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Well' date=' I'll be fucked! (but preferably by Lester.....no offence, Hog!) [/quote']You love my tummy. You knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 God yess.........the Burnham bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child of the north Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Oh dear God. Pleeease stoppit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Lesters eyes......oh yesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 interesting' date=' u in aberdeen by any chance?[/quote']gathering by the location "oban/glasgow" i'd say no mate. unlucky. and it's me that's got the tongue piercing <--right there see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed&confuzzed Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 mmmmm.... tongue piercings are very nice......i've got mine done too, but i'm thinking of taking it out as I'm wondering if people see me as a novelty shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Dirty cunts.... thats what you all are, yo.Pfft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Dirty cunts.... thats what you all are' date=' yo.Pfft [/quote']burnham wheres me freee sex*grrrr* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 I am unosexo.Meaning I am sex with one person... other than myself that is. My bump is holy... I get it from eating in fine "catering" hang outs such as McDonald's... I got my eyes from my father, my father is bold and honest.One day I will service you Stephen.... one day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 I am unosexo.Meaning I am sex with one person... other than myself that is. My bump is holy... I get it from eating in fine "catering" hang outs such as McDonald's... I got my eyes from my father' date=' my father is bold and honest.One day I will service you Stephen.... one day... sharon u are a sicko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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