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Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play

with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and

didn't go to Sunday School. So, they went to the nearest church.Only the

janitor was there.One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out

and play with us. Will you baptize us?"

Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and

dunked their heads in the toilet . Then told them to go out

and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do

you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they

pour the water on you. We're not Babtis because they dunk all of you in it.

We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

"Yeah! What do you think that means?"

"I think it means that we're Pisscopalians."

Lana Crowley

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