Comptroller Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Heads up kids: King Liar and the Brutes first full-length album, 'Europe's Final Band', will finally see the light of day on 24th December 2004.25 tracks of double-sonic music heaven on one CD for a very low price, thanks to Donside's own Bruce Gatsby and his kind Christmas heart. The sound is so clear and loud that I can't even bear it.Dr Drakes will host the album launch party on Christmas Eve, and will also feature a traditional seasonal performance by non-other than Dangerous Dave Dixon. Combine this with exciting DJ music and the long-awaited return of #1 Grand Prix Racing Circuit Business Man #1, and you have the stuff dreams are made of (ectoplasm).Door tax, opening times and other such details will be confirmed later. Just take note, that's all I ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkt Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 God bless Bruce Gatsby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Hot shit. I may hang myself in a wardrobe. Did #1 Grand Prix Racing Circuit Business Man #1 go to art college in Korea? I <3 Christ. It's Christmas after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 the world must live in fear once again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 WOWZERS !i will soon purchase that lovely piece of merchandise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 You better Mr.Tim, oh yes, you better.It will fill your festive season with flesh searing joy.Ho ho ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 believe me lester, i will.you can bet your bottom dollar that i will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirzbowski Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 I heard that Gatsby had to capture each individual member of the Brutes and cage them in order to facilitate the recording process. Except #1 World Champion Gran Prix Penguin-Suit The Third, who was convinced to join the endeavour thanks to a substantial bribe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 1# World Champion Gran Prix hot slave driver #1 is the boldest man this earth has seen. Oh yes yes, yo.Don't you forget it.... especially you, Tim. I'll be watching you... and your flacid dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato the Greek Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 King Liar and the Brutes are dead, thus they cannot play this gig. However, the hairy alien genius 'Station' has made robotic versions of them and thus they will be able to fulfil their obligations. The new album is better than any album ever, except for 'The Untouchables OST' and 'Now 17'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirzbowski Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 The Brutes are alive and in hiding, and operating the robots via remote control, in case of assassination attempts by their many enemies. Is this an act of cowardice? Perhaps. Or maybe it is a strategic attempt to find out exactly WHO has designs on their lives, so they can go round later armed with bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 The Brutes are alive and in hiding' date=' and operating the robots via remote control, in case of assassination attempts by their many enemies. Is this an act of cowardice? Perhaps. Or maybe it is a strategic attempt to find out exactly WHO has designs on their lives, so they can go round later armed with bats.[/quote']Bat my ass.They are spineless Mummy's boys.Simple.Fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirzbowski Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Oh, you're on the list, Burnham. Damn right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 The list, eh?Like a hit list?Or a shopping list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirzbowski Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 The shopping list is this:1 large roll of black plastic1 shovel1/2 tons of lime5 aluminium baseball bats3 and 1/2 litres of pastuerised milk1 kitsch painted image of a weeping child 1 family hatchback with ample trunkspaceThe other list is a secret list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 I look great in black plastic... Bin Bag chic, yo.Are the bats for beating my bum pink? I should hope so.... I'd like that.I know who I'd hit in the face with a shovel.... yes yes yo.I'll stop there.Yo.Word to Hugh's mother - she's in the P&J today.... page 3 - seriously... it is page 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B. U. C. Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 Hey, wha's happening? The lies have claimed enough. The facts speak clear: this gig will confirm all that we are or hope to be. School is out and our baby is grown. Yes, I know business but my business is your business: and business is good. All you need to know has been digitally imprisoned and will be fired into your face and thoughts before the year ends. Prepare yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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