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Heads up kids: King Liar and the Brutes first full-length album, 'Europe's Final Band', will finally see the light of day on 24th December 2004.

25 tracks of double-sonic music heaven on one CD for a very low price, thanks to Donside's own Bruce Gatsby and his kind Christmas heart. The sound is so clear and loud that I can't even bear it.

Dr Drakes will host the album launch party on Christmas Eve, and will also feature a traditional seasonal performance by non-other than Dangerous Dave Dixon. Combine this with exciting DJ music and the long-awaited return of #1 Grand Prix Racing Circuit Business Man #1, and you have the stuff dreams are made of (ectoplasm).

Door tax, opening times and other such details will be confirmed later. Just take note, that's all I ask.

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1# World Champion Gran Prix hot slave driver #1 is the boldest man this earth has seen. Oh yes yes, yo.

Don't you forget it.... especially you, Tim. I'll be watching you... and your flacid dollar.

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The Brutes are alive and in hiding' date=' and operating the robots via remote control, in case of assassination attempts by their many enemies. Is this an act of cowardice? Perhaps. Or maybe it is a strategic attempt to find out exactly WHO has designs on their lives, so they can go round later armed with bats.[/quote']

Bat my ass.

They are spineless Mummy's boys.

Simple.

Fact.

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I look great in black plastic... Bin Bag chic, yo.

Are the bats for beating my bum pink? I should hope so.... I'd like that.

I know who I'd hit in the face with a shovel.... yes yes yo.

I'll stop there.

Yo.

Word to Hugh's mother - she's in the P&J today.... page 3 - seriously... it is page 3.

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Hey, wha's happening? The lies have claimed enough. The facts speak clear: this gig will confirm all that we are or hope to be. School is out and our baby is grown. Yes, I know business but my business is your business: and business is good. All you need to know has been digitally imprisoned and will be fired into your face and thoughts before the year ends. Prepare yourself.

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