Paulscoconutass Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Yesterday i sat down to watch one of the most hyped about films of the year, HERO. To sum it up i'd say it was beautiful-core, but 100% shite. There's more emphasis on how the film looks than any other aspect. I couldn't make it past 30 minutes 'cos it was so pants.But does it compare to any of the worst films anyone else has seen?Other candidates for myself are Dude, Where's My car?Tomb RaiderUnder SeigeOpen WaterAnacondaAny more for any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 the sound of music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 the tao of stevethe gift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Open Water and Jersey Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Hero? Worst film ever? Where are your balls sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 How anyone can say Under Siege is the worst film ever I dunno. I mean come on, there's so many worse Seigal films! And none of them have Erika Eliniak in them!Reign of Fire gets my vote just for being a fraction as cool as it should have been. How it managed to fuck up dragons in the modern day I'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted November 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 How anyone can say Under Siege is the worst film ever I dunno. I mean come on' date=' there's so many worse Seigal films! And none of them have Erika Eliniak in them![/quote']Aye, but how many other Segal films have a stripper that turns into a full-on marine by the end of the film? And as for hero, i just think it's pants. Everything in the film seems to be there for the prupose of being beautiful, almost everything except the actors is CG, nothing regarding the plot is revolutionary, replacing kung-fu with 'wire-fu' is lame, it's not as inventful or as energetic as 'Croutching Tiger'. For me it's just far too over the top and exaggerated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 The first Power Rangers movie was perhaps the most unenjoyable, unenlightened, predictable, irritating sack of peacock shite I have ever had the displeasure and misfortune of enduring in its obscene entireity. (I didn't watch the sequel, natch.)Too many bad movies to list without staying up late, but that one always sticks out like a beergut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Dude Where's My Car is brilliant!!!!! I can't believe you don't like it! Paul! Oh my lord! it's fucking ace! you should watch it again, it's funny. my worst film ever =LAKE PLACID!thank fuck that's over. Oh, no heres another crocodile. and here's another one!phew, it's finished now. oh, no theres another crocodile, but i thought they had killed it! Nope, it's actually the mother of the crocodile. it's dead now thank fuck. oh, no here it is again.shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 three words....deep blue sea... oh, also any "Mary-Kate and Ashley" movie.. ...not that they're not extremely talented actresses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Aye' date=' but how many other Segal films have a stripper that turns into a full-on marine by the end of the film? And as for hero, i just think it's pants. Everything in the film seems to be there for the prupose of being beautiful, almost everything except the actors is CG, nothing regarding the plot is revolutionary, replacing kung-fu with 'wire-fu' is lame, it's not as inventful or as energetic as 'Croutching Tiger'. For me it's just far too over the top and exaggerated...[/quote']suck my panda penis paul. under siege is a great film. hmmm...........kill bill. a woman who once was a hard arse turned gay to open a shitty record shop with her hubby. shot in the head,fucked a few times and she still gets up to take on the crazy12380273490128471209. so if she can do that then the chick from under siege can be a fucking marine!!!!!!!!and dude wheres me car is an ace film.dickcall me.im boredtits.panda x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 worst film I have ever seen would have to be...Any of the Jurassic Park films.Sure, I loved 'em at first but after reading the two books I realised how ace they could have made the films if they hadn't watered them down for kiddies. Sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttteeeeeee min.The third one is exceptionally pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historicrocker Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Street Fighter... Jurassic Park isn't the worst film you could have seen. Jurassic Park 3 maybe, but the first Jurassic Park? Possibly the best popcorn movies ever... and yes it's a pity the little kids didn't get eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 wow do the kids get eaten in the book? that would have been cool, but the film is about different issues from the book apparently. yes. anyway! hello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 i'd agree with Deep Blue Sea being one of the worst. the remake of The Grudge is fucking terrible too......Jurassic Park rocks!!!Death Race 2000 is probably the worst film i've ever seen. havent seen it? check it out, its the reason for Carmageddon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Van Helsing was complete baws. There's a film called Diamond Men that I got ex-rental from Blockbuster that sounded good but ended up being SO badly made and acted. I recently got some film called Six - The Mask Unleashed or something from Blockbuster online what was also COMPLETE pants. Oh, and how could anyone NOT mention Troy?!?!I like Dude Wheres My Car, I like all the Jurrasic Parks, I like Deep Blue Sea and I like Under Seige. Hm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 worst movie......this movie is so crap it will empty a theater of even the most avid movie goers in under 45 minutes...michelle pfeiffers big screen debut....grease2..dont ask how i came to see it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Death Race 2000 is probably the worst film i've ever seen. Try sucking a fuck from my mouth.... It's one of the best B-movies in the world... EVER!!!The film endorses the killing of pensioners... (by offering double the points)How can you say this is a bad film?!?!?!?!?!!?@# - Short ClipAND it stars David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone' date=' AND has two completely random breast shots, AND about 400 people being run over, AND an axploding baby, AND..[img']http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace2.jpg .. endorses bongade!!!!! What more could you want from a film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 The Acid HouseMoments of this film are great, and I can't fault the 2nd story, A Soft Touch; Kevin McKidd plays the part really well, and Gary McCormack (ex Exploited bass player) is probably the same off camera, a great psycho path to watch though, in 'Porno' , Begbie has a mate called Larry, and this could very well be that same character, Robert Carlysle did the psycho nutter thing best, but Larry is a pretty mean, believable character all the same.The 3rd film, title film, is just naff. Ewen Bremner will always be Spud so long as he talks in a edinburgh accent and has a skinhead. The story line is a bit daft, and the acting doesn't bring anything to it at all.Thats the worst film I've seen in a while anyway, but I don't really watch films, usually cos they end up a disappointment.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 dude wheres my car has to be up there as the worst film ever made.Also id put anacoda up there that is so shit, hmm what else, also that manhunt film that was out not long ago what was it called again.....saw or something like that. What a load of pish that was except for the bit with the guy trapped in the barbed wire, that was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south_trendkill Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 robocop 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Deep Blue Sea was by no means a bad film. LL Cool J and the unexpected death of the film's biggest star just as he's giving the big "come on we can make it" speach were superb.I have actually remembered what the worst film I have ever seen is. Surviving the game - starring Ice T. Don't even watch it to se how bad it is, just trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisfindlay Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 worst film I have ever seen would have to be...Any of the Jurassic Park films.Sure' date=' I loved 'em at first but after reading the two books I realised how ace they could have made the films if they hadn't watered them down for kiddies. Sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttteeeeeee min.The third one is exceptionally pants.[/quote']OK they were pretty bad but at least it had a very enjoyible bit in the first one where the guys sitting on the toilet and gets eaten by the t-rex, it was pretty funny but worst film i'd have to say is enternal sunshine of a spotless mind, i actually fell asleep in the cinema it was so bad, boy meets girl they fall in love, they fall out they erase the memory of each other and it turns out that it's the second time it's happened absolutly bollocks >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 worst film i'd have to say is enternal sunshine of a spotless mindI'm going to murder you in your sleep. People with a lack of taste such as yours don't deserve to live. Seriously.Sometimes I really fucking despair for the youth of today. I can understand if you don't like the film, or you don't understand it (it's a film that requires a fair amount of conenctration on the viewer's part) but to call it the worst film ever? Come on. We're talking definitives here, not just mere criticisms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Seconded. Eternal Sunshine was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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