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Yesterday i sat down to watch one of the most hyped about films of the year, HERO. To sum it up i'd say it was beautiful-core, but 100% shite. There's more emphasis on how the film looks than any other aspect. I couldn't make it past 30 minutes 'cos it was so pants.

But does it compare to any of the worst films anyone else has seen?

Other candidates for myself are

Dude, Where's My car?

Tomb Raider

Under Seige

Open Water

Anaconda

Any more for any more?

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How anyone can say Under Siege is the worst film ever I dunno. I mean come on, there's so many worse Seigal films! And none of them have Erika Eliniak in them!

Reign of Fire gets my vote just for being a fraction as cool as it should have been. How it managed to fuck up dragons in the modern day I'll never know.

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How anyone can say Under Siege is the worst film ever I dunno. I mean come on' date=' there's so many worse Seigal films! And none of them have Erika Eliniak in them![/quote']

Aye, but how many other Segal films have a stripper that turns into a full-on marine by the end of the film? :rolleyes:

And as for hero, i just think it's pants. Everything in the film seems to be there for the prupose of being beautiful, almost everything except the actors is CG, nothing regarding the plot is revolutionary, replacing kung-fu with 'wire-fu' is lame, it's not as inventful or as energetic as 'Croutching Tiger'. For me it's just far too over the top and exaggerated...

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The first Power Rangers movie was perhaps the most unenjoyable, unenlightened, predictable, irritating sack of peacock shite I have ever had the displeasure and misfortune of enduring in its obscene entireity. (I didn't watch the sequel, natch.)

Too many bad movies to list without staying up late, but that one always sticks out like a beergut.

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Dude Where's My Car is brilliant!!!!! I can't believe you don't like it! Paul! Oh my lord! it's fucking ace! you should watch it again, it's funny.

my worst film ever =

LAKE PLACID!

thank fuck that's over. Oh, no heres another crocodile. and here's another one!

phew, it's finished now. oh, no theres another crocodile, but i thought they had killed it! Nope, it's actually the mother of the crocodile. it's dead now thank fuck. oh, no here it is again.

shite

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three words....

deep blue sea... :moody:

oh, also any "Mary-Kate and Ashley" movie.. :swearing: ...not that they're not extremely talented actresses :rolleyes:

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Aye' date=' but how many other Segal films have a stripper that turns into a full-on marine by the end of the film? :rolleyes:

And as for hero, i just think it's pants. Everything in the film seems to be there for the prupose of being beautiful, almost everything except the actors is CG, nothing regarding the plot is revolutionary, replacing kung-fu with 'wire-fu' is lame, it's not as inventful or as energetic as 'Croutching Tiger'. For me it's just far too over the top and exaggerated...[/quote']

suck my panda penis paul. under siege is a great film. hmmm...........kill bill. a woman who once was a hard arse turned gay to open a shitty record shop with her hubby. shot in the head,fucked a few times and she still gets up to take on the crazy12380273490128471209. so if she can do that then the chick from under siege can be a fucking marine!!!!!!!!

and dude wheres me car is an ace film.

dick

call me.

im bored

tits.

panda x

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worst film I have ever seen would have to be...

Any of the Jurassic Park films.

Sure, I loved 'em at first but after reading the two books I realised how ace they could have made the films if they hadn't watered them down for kiddies. Sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttteeeeeee min.

The third one is exceptionally pants.

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Street Fighter... Jurassic Park isn't the worst film you could have seen. Jurassic Park 3 maybe, but the first Jurassic Park? Possibly the best popcorn movies ever... and yes it's a pity the little kids didn't get eaten.

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i'd agree with Deep Blue Sea being one of the worst. the remake of The Grudge is fucking terrible too......

Jurassic Park rocks!!!

Death Race 2000 is probably the worst film i've ever seen. havent seen it? check it out, its the reason for Carmageddon.

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Van Helsing was complete baws. There's a film called Diamond Men that I got ex-rental from Blockbuster that sounded good but ended up being SO badly made and acted. I recently got some film called Six - The Mask Unleashed or something from Blockbuster online what was also COMPLETE pants. Oh, and how could anyone NOT mention Troy?!?!

I like Dude Wheres My Car, I like all the Jurrasic Parks, I like Deep Blue Sea and I like Under Seige. Hm.

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worst movie...

...this movie is so crap it will empty a theater of even the most avid movie goers in under 45 minutes...

michelle pfeiffers big screen debut....

grease2

..dont ask how i came to see it.....

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Death Race 2000 is probably the worst film i've ever seen.

Try sucking a fuck from my mouth.... It's one of the best B-movies in the world... EVER!!!

deathrace1.jpg

The film endorses the killing of pensioners... (by offering double the points)

How can you say this is a bad film?!?!?!?!?!!?@# - Short Clip

AND it stars David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone' date=' AND has two completely random breast shots, AND about 400 people being run over, AND an axploding baby, AND..

[img']http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace2.jpg

.. endorses bongade!!!!! What more could you want from a film?

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The Acid House

Moments of this film are great, and I can't fault the 2nd story, A Soft Touch; Kevin McKidd plays the part really well, and Gary McCormack (ex Exploited bass player) is probably the same off camera, a great psycho path to watch though, in 'Porno' , Begbie has a mate called Larry, and this could very well be that same character, Robert Carlysle did the psycho nutter thing best, but Larry is a pretty mean, believable character all the same.

The 3rd film, title film, is just naff. Ewen Bremner will always be Spud so long as he talks in a edinburgh accent and has a skinhead. The story line is a bit daft, and the acting doesn't bring anything to it at all.

Thats the worst film I've seen in a while anyway, but I don't really watch films, usually cos they end up a disappointment....

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dude wheres my car has to be up there as the worst film ever made.

Also id put anacoda up there that is so shit, hmm what else, also that manhunt film that was out not long ago what was it called again.....saw or something like that. What a load of pish that was except for the bit with the guy trapped in the barbed wire, that was cool.

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Deep Blue Sea was by no means a bad film. LL Cool J and the unexpected death of the film's biggest star just as he's giving the big "come on we can make it" speach were superb.

I have actually remembered what the worst film I have ever seen is.

Surviving the game - starring Ice T. Don't even watch it to se how bad it is, just trust me.

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worst film I have ever seen would have to be...

Any of the Jurassic Park films.

Sure' date=' I loved 'em at first but after reading the two books I realised how ace they could have made the films if they hadn't watered them down for kiddies. Sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttteeeeeee min.

The third one is exceptionally pants.[/quote']

OK they were pretty bad but at least it had a very enjoyible bit in the first one where the guys sitting on the toilet and gets eaten by the t-rex, it was pretty funny but worst film i'd have to say is enternal sunshine of a spotless mind, i actually fell asleep in the cinema it was so bad, boy meets girl they fall in love, they fall out they erase the memory of each other and it turns out that it's the second time it's happened absolutly bollocks >.< :moody:

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worst film i'd have to say is enternal sunshine of a spotless mind

I'm going to murder you in your sleep. People with a lack of taste such as yours don't deserve to live. Seriously.

Sometimes I really fucking despair for the youth of today. I can understand if you don't like the film, or you don't understand it (it's a film that requires a fair amount of conenctration on the viewer's part) but to call it the worst film ever? Come on. We're talking definitives here, not just mere criticisms.

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