Paulscoconutass Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Dogs, i didn't even think there were as many in Aberdeen 'til it dawned on me this afternoon. Spending 10 minutes waiting for a bus i saw 3 people walk their dogs, 2 shat on the grass accross the street and only 1 steamy coil was picked up.... Then i thought a little deeper and i was just thinking how crap it would be to be just bred with the purpose of being someones pet, living in 1 house and being walked twice a day. And a few more questions poped up.Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)?What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws?How good does dog food taste?Would you bite a kids face off?Would you shag peoples legs / anything?Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision?Would you swap it for your life?????Help me out folks, i've had too much time to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)? doesn't hurt, they have like special tough skin..What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws? sleep and eat, perfect lifeHow good does dog food taste? probably better than those "ocean snacks" you keep raving aboutWould you bite a kids face off?hell yesWould you shag peoples legs / anything?i'll go with no...Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision?yeh, then everyone would looked tannedWould you swap it for your life????? yeh, no college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted February 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Anyone else care to share their opinions on pet-life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)? Nah' date=' you have pads on yer paws.[/b']What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws? Sleep.How good does dog food taste? Pretty good, actually. Like cereal with corned beef in it. I had a dog biscuit addiction years ago, some are quite tasty.Would you bite a kids face off? Maybe. Likely just bare my teeth and growl.Would you shag peoples legs / anything? Cute lady dogs?Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision? Probably not.Would you swap it for your life????? Nah, thanks.Woof woof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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