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Dogs, i didn't even think there were as many in Aberdeen 'til it dawned on me this afternoon. Spending 10 minutes waiting for a bus i saw 3 people walk their dogs, 2 shat on the grass accross the street and only 1 steamy coil was picked up.... Then i thought a little deeper and i was just thinking how crap it would be to be just bred with the purpose of being someones pet, living in 1 house and being walked twice a day. And a few more questions poped up.

Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)?

What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws?

How good does dog food taste?

Would you bite a kids face off?

Would you shag peoples legs / anything?

Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision?

Would you swap it for your life?????

Help me out folks, i've had too much time to think.

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Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)? doesn't hurt, they have like special tough skin..

What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws? sleep and eat, perfect life

How good does dog food taste? probably better than those "ocean snacks" you keep raving about

Would you bite a kids face off?hell yes

Would you shag peoples legs / anything?i'll go with no...

Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision?yeh, then everyone would looked tanned

Would you swap it for your life????? yeh, no college :up:

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Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)? Nah' date=' you have pads on yer paws.[/b']

What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws? Sleep.

How good does dog food taste? Pretty good, actually. Like cereal with corned beef in it. I had a dog biscuit addiction years ago, some are quite tasty.

Would you bite a kids face off? Maybe. Likely just bare my teeth and growl.

Would you shag peoples legs / anything? Cute lady dogs?

Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision? Probably not.

Would you swap it for your life????? Nah, thanks.

Woof woof.

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