paranoid Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 well from the amount of pictures of yuor cat on your gallery id be kinda worried about THAT relationship..... hehe just kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Playing F-sharp on the high-e string at the 14th fret of my guitar makes my cat chirp. FACT!Could you give the "cat" a quick check, just to make sure it hasn't got wings and a beak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 heheheheYeah cats are just awesome speaking of funny things happening to guitars, my old guitar teacher told me a story that he once found a burger with a bite out of it in one of his acoustic guitars (placed there by his kids). Well... that made me laugh like hell, especially when i imagine his reaction to finding it - such a character he was! Oh Alfie Noakes, i wish i had seen it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 and dont you eat that yellow snow.arf arf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 [quote name=thesultanofswing86)speaking of funny things happening to guitars' date=' my old guitar teacher told me a story that he once found a burger with a bite out of it in one of his acoustic guitars (placed there by his kids). Well... that made me laugh like hell, especially when i imagine his reaction to finding it - such a character he was! Oh Alfie Noakes, i wish i had seen it...I once bought a kids size acoustic guitar from a charity shop, and there was a sanitary towel inside it (unused, fortunately!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 hahahaa, thats just wrongfunny, but wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 speaking of funny things happening to guitars' date=' my old guitar teacher told me a story that he once found a burger with a bite out of it in one of his acoustic guitars (placed there by his kids). Well... that made me laugh like hell, especially when i imagine his reaction to finding it - such a character he was! Oh Alfie Noakes, i wish i had seen it...I once bought a kids size acoustic guitar from a charity shop, and there was a sanitary towel inside it (unused, fortunately!!) [/quote']Did it have a bite out of it too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 No!....Burger off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshulu Rob Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 the other day I had a chicken and pepper Pizza sitting on top of the oven while I waited for it to heat up, so I could have my tea.My Cat hopped up, didn't fancy the peppers so he knocked them on the floor, ate the chicken and left paw prints in the cheese. WHen I found it I showed it to him, gave him a smacked bottom (only gently) and put him outside.An hour later I let him back in, thinking he would have learned a lesson. As soon as my back was turned he hopped up and did a big piss all over the top of the stove to teach me a lesson. Which was nice.What makes it worse is that he was obviously holding it in while he was outside so he would be ready when he got back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 the other day I had a chicken and pepper Pizza sitting on top of the oven while I waited for it to heat up' date=' so I could have my tea.My Cat hopped up, didn't fancy the peppers so he knocked them on the floor, ate the chicken and left paw prints in the cheese. WHen I found it I showed it to him, gave him a smacked bottom (only gently) and put him outside.An hour later I let him back in, thinking he would have learned a lesson. As soon as my back was turned he hopped up and did a big piss all over the top of the stove to teach me a lesson. Which was nice.What makes it worse is that he was obviously holding it in while he was outside so he would be ready when he got back in.[/quote']Cat pissing on your stove...acctually laughed out loud and that...well sniggered for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 but the question is...should i get another kitten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Of course you should. Cats are great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Could you give the "cat" a quick check' date=' just to make sure it hasn't got wings and a beak?[/quote']It's hard to describe the noise she makes. It's like; "Keerr-eeka-eeeka-eeeka-erg" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 i had a dream about a double ended kitten last night, one end was a kitten and the other end was a bird.freaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Of course you should. Cats are great.seconded. the most superior of pets! and for the point of the post: bad seth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 seconded. the most superior of pets! and for the point of the post: bad seth!he learned his lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 he learned his lesson.what did you do to him? nothing too bad i hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 what did you do to him? nothing too bad i hope!nah, he just knows not to come in my room anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 sensible cat. what you going to make fun of in your room now then?bud's just not as cuddly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 bud's just not as cuddly.You take that back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 My late cat once piddled in a drawe full of my clothes, which I took rather badly Moshulu Rob's cat was just urinating on the stove in preparation for its next business venture......a 'Pissa Parlour'!OK....I'll get my (fur) coat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 I just had a thought.....when a cat has a hairball does it "fur-cough"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 My old cat ate my fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Fish supper fish or goldfish-type fish, Connie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 My fish ate Connie's old cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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