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Every vipco film has lots of b-movie but still gnarly deaths..

American History X - when the guy gets his face/chin smashed open on a kerb.

Elle Driver - Pulling her only eye out... so brilliant.

Battle Royale almost every death is Deesc....

Hollow Man - When he throws the dog off the metal wall...

Leon also has some good stuff in it...

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Of course, there are some quality deaths in any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

- Jesse Ventura, Carl Weathers in Predator

- Foster dad in Terminator 2

- All the deaths in The Running Man

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Still think there's none better than Robocop where Paul McCrane's toxically deformed character gets splattered across an oncoming car. Quality!

THAT's the one i couldnt remember!

best death ever in a movie:laughing:

Another one is in Titanic, where someone falls off the thing he is hanging on, smacking his head off one of the pipes, setting him off in a frantic spin before he falls to his demise

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THAT's the one i couldnt remember!

best death ever in a movie:laughing:

Another one is in Titanic' date=' where someone falls off the thing he is hanging on, smacking his head off one of the pipes, setting him off in a frantic spin before he falls to his demise[/quote']

hehehehe i know which one you mean! CLASSIC! i always thought jack's death was qutie funny as well for some reason...

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When the guy gets hit by the car and then bounces off the other one!!

I think its from meet jo black i dont think ive laughed so much in all my life.

Oh that really is the best bit of that film aswell. Great death.

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Another funny death is in Jaws 4 i think it was. A diver is trying to get away from the great white, but ends up getting swallowed. He begins to panic inside the shark's mouth, until he finally gets in the way of the teeth and is bone crunched

The shark looks so innocent when it eats him:)

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there's nothing funny about death kids..

but...

when the guy gets thrown out of the plane in con air and lands on the car

that's quite funny... although he was already dead...

the guy that gets his face shredded up in the wheel of a horse and cart in from hell is probably the nastiest thing i've seen in a film...

that's not funny either...

hmmm

how about when Red dies in National Lampoons Senior Trip after having too many horse tranquillizers and bongs.... while driving a bus...

:gringo:

ooh!

got one...

when they jump of the bridge onto the boat in die hard with a vengence

and the wire chops some guy in half

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The last death in the first Battle Royal

Man gets shot

Group of kids feel relieved

Dead mans mobile rings

Group of kids get a shock

Dead man rises fine and answers phone

Dead man argues with his wife telling her he wont be coming home

Dead man loses his temper and throws phone

Dead man shoots his phone with a hidden gun

Dead man eats the last cookie from Noriko Nakagawa's bag which he'd been munching through the whole film.

Dead man claims the cookies were great

Dead man dies.....

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I actually bought Final Destination and Final Destination 2 today' date=' purely for the deaths. I've never seen the first, but the sequel has the best deaths I've ever seen. Log through the face or pain of glass crushing a child anyone?[/quote']

The first one I'd have to say the teacher setting her house on fire, having her computer blow up sending shards of glass straight towards her jugular and then eventually having a knife far straight into her chest because she knocked it down on herself with a tea towel. Oh and the chair falling on top of her knocking the knife properly into her chest.

Yes that was a good one. As was the bus, and the "twist" in the end.

I laughed long and hard.

Other than that it would have to be Tatum in Scream, the cat flap girl, purely because of her fiestiness in throwing beer bottles at her attacker and hitting him the crotch with one whilst screaming "fuckerrrrrrrrrr!" before stupidly trying to escape through the tiny cat flap in the garage door. She was a blonde, I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.

But that was a great one I must say.

Any others just don't stand out enough... but there are prolly more... I'm twisted.

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Hhhmmm...

The death of Marvin in Pulp Fiction. It's an obvious one, but I laughed for so long after seeing it. Just on of tose you have to watch again and again.

Dogma has a few good ones. The board room scene was good just for the screams of "Pigs! All of you, Pigs!". The death of Officer McGee is pretty funny simply because of how quick and how unexpected it is. And I guess the death of Bartleby is rather funny because of the Metatron's complaining of constantly getting things on his suit.

Many of the deaths in Puppet Master were pretty funny.

Asides those, I can only think of character injuries. Only really good one I can think of is in the spoof Mafia - the cattle-prod scene, which is a comical take on the card-counting scene in Casino.

Hum.

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