HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Ah that's alright then. Excuse my ignorance though, but Bottom is more the kind of programme I'll watch if it's on, or if someone's put on a video. However, the days of a bunch of us going round to my mate Tim's house to watch Bottom while drunk sadly ended when everyone fucked off to Edinburgh and Newcastle. The bastards.You can't beat a good frying pan round the head though. Or jokes involving blow up dolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 the best scene ever that I pysically cried with laughter is the Gas man beating where Richies laying with his feet then goes into a crazy flurry of punches with extroardinary wild punchesIts tthe funniest thing i've seen since my frined hrougha wooden sword up a tree and when he went up to get it it fell 20 feet trough his jumper collar.(not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 the best scene ever that I pysically cried with laughter is the Gas man beating where Richies laying with his feet then goes into a crazy flurry of punches with extroardinary wild punches.Its tthe funniest thing i've seen since my friend through a wooden sword up a tree and when he went up to get it it fell 20 feet trough his jumper collar.(not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 the best scene ever that I pysically cried with laughter is the Gas man beating where Richies laying with his feet then goes into a crazy flurry of punches with extroardinary wild punches.Its tthe funniest thing i've seen since my friend through a wooden sword up a tree and when he went up to get it it fell 20 feet trough his jumper collar.(not birdman) What's great about that sketch too is Eddie holding the frying pan waiting to get a few hits in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 hahaha yeah his face looking so desperate to have a hit.The facial expressionas are what makes it for me!Another of the million brilliant momentsThe tv channel changing part when the TV falls over from their grapple and explodesRichie: Right thats it, get out!Eddie: PardonRichie: You heard me the first timeEddie: No I didn'tRichie: Well I'm not going to repeat something like that twice young manEddie: Well I cant do anything about it thenRichie: .....Look this is my house so Get OutEddie: You can't thow me out I've got rights, I pay rent!Richie: Your supposed to pay rent I haven't actually seen any money!Eddie: Well I've been busy haven't I, how much do I owe youRichie:.....Eleven thousand three hundred and eighty seven pounds....and sixty six...new penceEddie: ....I've got 20pRichie: well you better get out my house thenEddie: It's not you house it your aunts houseRichie:For the purpose of this conversation I AM my auntEddie: ....hello MableRichie: Shit is she here?! Hide the fags!...Hello Aunty!.....Right thats it Get OutAmazing!!(not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Or equally as goodIn the shop on Sunday of all thingsRichie: So this is you is it, this squiggle is you. And what are you some sort of modern artist are you?Doctor: No I am a doctor so Bugger...Off!Richie: Oh thats clever, take you 20 years of medical school to learn that one did it, on my money lets not forget that. Bloody students your all the same. I dont know why you just dont go and LIVE in Russia! Go on get out of my shop! Bugger off out of it!!(not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 haha! i grew up on bottom! the only way i would shut up when my brother was looking after me was to stick me in front of a tv when bottom was on hehethis is from about 1 year oldi bought my brother bottom - mindless violence on dvd for xmas, i totally wanna see it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 "and they say television encourages violence.....well i'm smashing his face in and we haven't got one!"(not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Eddie:.....this is a sex shop isn't it?!shopman:.....yesEddie: We'll i'll have 5 quids worth then hohohoshopman: very droll sir, I havent heard that oneEddie: Really? Should I tell it again?shopman: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Why has no one made any bum sex gags yet? Poor show."'Ave a wank professor"Bottom Live so funny"Professor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 "I know! lets put him ON a bus!""But the conductor will notice that he hasnt paid his fair!""NO! lets put him ON a bus!""But the conductor will notice that he hasnt paid his fair!""NO! lets put him ON the ROOF of the bus!""But there aren't any conductors on the roof!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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