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Only 5? There's so much more, but here goes:

1. People (i.e. females) who say "OH MY GOD!" very loudly. Wrap it, fuckwit. Nobody cares.

2. Mobile phones. Ball and chain, those things.

3. Emo.

4. George Bush.

5. Domestic abuse, whether by men or women.

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9am maths lectures. pure evilness.

the pain of childbirth (ok, so ive never had kids but it'd be nice if i could get rid of the pain before i do)

psoriasis, so i didnt have to have it

father dowling mysteries. ruins my afternoon when its on instead of diagnonis murder or murder she wrote...

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Kids TV Presenters - it's not been the same since the broom cupboard

Fat Lazy People - because they're wasting valuable resource (anyone who saw wife swap on e4 the other night will understand)

Stuff that smells bad - cos it smells bad

Death - hooray we're still alive! :woohoo:

People who make death happen - booo! down with them all

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My boyfriend's ex girlfriend

My boyfriend's ex girlfriend

My boyfriend's ex girlfriend

My boyfriend's ex girlfriend

My boyfriend's ex girlfriend

It's absorbed all my hate... I should hate more things.

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1. reality television - all of it is irrelevant and useless, i'd hardly call any of it reality anyway, you put a camera on someone and they act up, thats not honesty or reality, thats the human equivalent of a circus seal

2. celebrity gossip magazines - Heat, Closer and Hello are just a waste of paper, i can't understand why anyone cares so much for the content in such publications when it merely contains stories about celebrities doing basic things like doing their shopping in Asda or going to B&Q to buy some wallpaper in a way thats like "wow, look what these people are doing?! they're in Asda buying bread and milk!!!, how amazing!!!"

3. people talking on their mobile phones loud in public so everyone can hear them - i have to get the train to go down south a lot and there's always one suited imbecile who talks on his mobile phone in a way that he wants everyone within earshot of him to listen to him rabbit on about some deal he is doing and what he's done with his money, you can tell in most people's faces that they're all thinking the same word as you are - "hmmmm, yeah that guy on the phone is a total knobhead"

4. footballers these days - back in the day footballers earned less money but gave 100% commitment to every single game they played and they didn't dive about like most footballers do these days so they can win penalties or get people sent off, so many of them now shy away from tackles or defending, and if they get within two feet of the penalty box, they do a fucking Flipper the dolphin impression and dive, i went home and saw Porto play against my beloved Manchester United in the last Champions League down Old Trafford and fucking hell, everytime any of our lot even brushed past one of their lot they fell to the floor, its fucking terrible and that annoys me a lot but to be fair, Manchester United's lot are just as bad, i wish Cristiano Ronaldo would quit doing that shite because he's a talented enough player as it is without having to resort to cheating

5. people who wear t-shirts with ironic slogans on them like "pornstar" - its neither funny or clever or controversial, if you were really a pornstar you wouldn't be walking around like a normal person, you'd be walking around like John Wayne did in his cowboy movies

best wishes

el flosso :up:

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Clinical waste bin Sharon ;)?

Certainly.... you know it's the way.

I suppose you could exchange the word "clinical" for "mentalist" though.... either way.... if there's OAP piss and shit involved... I'm a happy bunny <3

I <3 Hitmen LOL!

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