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Snobs - obvious reasons

People who live in suburbia and complain about commuting - nobody asked you to live there

Essays - I'm a last-minute person, and they suck

Christmas stuff before December - ruins the festive spirit

Smoking in public places. Oh, wait.... :D

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essays (yeah i'm with amy on this one)

old people walking infront of you at 0.00001mp

homeless people(i know its harsh but they just make the streets look awful.(yes im a snob)

war

george bush

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Hmm i must be mental' date=' i kinda like writing essays?! I would also put my ex girlfriend in(filthy bitch)

and my friend warrans long hair.[/quote']

:laughing:

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tong related deaths

novelty t shirts

babies that look like old people

maven

people who get paid to work but are far too slow and lazy. i would love to shoot them in the vaginas and not in a sexual manner.

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tong related deaths

novelty t shirts

babies that look like old people

maven

people who get paid to work but are far too slow and lazy. i would love to shoot them in the vaginas and not in a sexual manner.

i read that as "boobies that look like old people" and for ten seconds had the most fucked up image in my head

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Supermarket customers

People who talk unjustified nonsense about Metallica

Cliff Richard

Spyware

People who genuienly call things they don't like "gay"

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computer viruses and spyware - i don't even look at dodgy websites yet my computer is plagued with stuff like this and its a pain.

bullshitters - hey don't bullshit me

users - hate them

fernando ricksen and his fireworks - beacuse nobody likes fernando ricksen do they?

people who drive at 40 in 30 then proceed to drive at 40 in a 50 arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh pure raging.

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1-sore Teeth (dentists And Their Damn Needles And Drills) To Hell With Their Scale And Polish

2-perms

3-an Old Guy At Work Whos Obsessed With Elvis.he Thinks He Is The King

4- Mince-its Just Wrong

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apathy

selfishness

intolerance (encapsulating racism, homophobia etc.)

ignorance (not lack of intelligence, but lack of willingness to learn or to discover new things)

poverty

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Oh, sorry I forgot to add as a sixth one:

The Act Of Union :D

I know it was only meant to be five but some folk have only used 4 so I'll nab their spare one...

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Will Carling - He's Got a bum chin and he's a dickehead

Jessica Simpson - She's got a bum chin and is a complete nugget

Bum chins

The three essays I have for next week

The price of petrol

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intolerance (encapsulating racism' date=' homophobia etc.)

ignorance (not lack of intelligence, but lack of willingness to learn or to discover new things)

[/quote']

I love the way you explain these things, makes me feel like a retarded child. Thank you. I know it's the wasteland, but give us some credit would you.

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Who said the parenthesis was aimed at you?

Besides, if you feel like a retarded child when you read my posts it's not my fault is it?

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Who said the parenthesis was aimed at you?

Besides' date=' if you feel like a retarded child when you read my posts it's not my fault is it?[/quote']

I really do love you :kiss: You normally have to pay big bucks for a comedian of this caliber.

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1. People with blogs/livejournals

"Listening to: Linking Park- Num

Saturday: Cameron was such an ass today cos he wouldnt go to the bon accord mall with stacy to by a new shirt and school is really sucking right now but its okey cos i have an unconditional to go to university to become and accountant anyway. OMG! Did anybody see that show about those kids from chernobal last night? It was so sad! If my kid was like that I'd have an abortion! I met Cameron and Stu outside one up and this guy asked us for money and stu was like "okay" and went into his pocket and gave the guy an empty whispa packit! I was like laughing so much! got the new green day cd. ive desided im going to try and be political now and give my old good charlotte cds to oxfam cos the suck now. BETTAR GO! OXOXOXOXOXOXOX!"

I hate you.

2. Nightclubs

More specificaly, nightclubbers. You're selfish, loud, obnoxious and violent. Thanks for making late night entertainment intolerable, doods!

Hmmm, I'll do the other three later.

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