James Broonbreed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 On 1 October 2016 at 10:49 AM, Lemonade said: The hypocrisy of two Brochers calling Peterhead a shit hole. It really is though. The High Street is one of the most tired, sad places I've ever been. Just dead. There's no life left in that town. I got my first cowp in peterheed. After a night in Passion. Superb nightclub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 19 minutes ago, James Broonbreed said: I got my first cowp in peterheed. After a night in Passion. Superb nightclub. I have no idea what that means so I'll just assume you got broken in by a burly fisherman after your eyes met across a pint of Belhaven. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 54 minutes ago, Alkaline said: I have no idea what that means so I'll just assume you got broken in by a burly fisherman after your eyes met across a pint of Belhaven. That's about the jist of it. Spectacular, memorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1. Bears. Like massive human/dogs who sleep loads and wake up and eat honey and kill wasps - occasionally chasing assholes up trees. power - A aesthetic - A vibe - A 2. Gorillas Chimps on 'roids, excellent at lazing around, looking sullen and beating their chests. Good old fashioned family values also Power - A Aesthetic - A Vibe - B 3. Crocodiles The most highly evolved fucker on the planet. They excel in chilling out under water and occasionally snapping fuck out of all things living. An easy way to distinguish between crocodiles and alligators is that one will see you in a while, and the other will see you later. Power - A Aesthetic - A Vibe - B 4. Red pandas Evolved specifically to feature on YouTube montage videos and melt even the coldest of hearts. Power - F Aesthetic - A+ Vibe - A++ 5. My cat Excels at sleeping loads and then instantly becoming hyper as fuck. Perfectly evolved to look at spiders for ages but not actually dispatching them. Also very good at playing fetch and ignoring cat toys, favouring scrunched up recepits. A true savage Power - D Aesthetic - A Vibe - A+++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Ace-ic: Middle aged men rating animals on a Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1. Sharks. The king of the jungle. The killer of sailors. A+ for everything. 2-5. All the variations of Owls. All of them. Owls are badass. A+ for badass. A+ for all the other stuff. Owls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Owls: Eagles that flew into a patio door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1. Wolverines - a badass bastard of a weasel that gives not one single fuck. Hunt and kill Mooses/Elk and there are stories of them taking on Polar Bears. Power - A++ Aesthetic - C Vibe - D 2. Badger - big 2-tone weasel. Makes the list because one trapped my brother in a phone box overnight a few years ago. Power - C Aesthetic - A+ Vibe - B 3. Otters - Otters seem cool and a load of fun, endorsed by Snoop Dogg too. Power - C Aesthetic - B Vibe - A 4. Seals - Cute puppy dog eyes, massive bastard teeth. Worst. Breath. Ever. Power - C Aesthetic - D on land A++ in water Vibe - A 5. Mooses - Mooses have ridiculous bodies but lovely smiley faces. Much like myself. Power - B Aesthetic - Body E Lovely smiley face A Vibe - A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 (edited) Good to see some love for owls here. They get my vote but I'm just going to do my top 5 with mammals. I'll be here all day if it's birds. Anyway: 1. Pallas's Cat - if you don't know what one is, do a Google image search and then put it on your list. I've seen them too, in the actual wild. Power - B Aesthetic - A+++ Vibe - A+++++ 2. Bears - probably Brown Bears after spending a night watching them in Finland this summer. I'd show you a picture if I could. That night I had the exciting experience of going to bed listening to a bear crunching on bones about ten metres away. A+ for everything. 3. Otters. I don't get bored of seeing Otters. They're always entertaining. I made a video of one in Aberdeen Harbour. A for everything. 4. Dolphins. When I went to view the flat I live in I went to the bedroom and immediately thought 'great, I can watch the dolphins'. And that's what I do. If you could be an animal you'd be a dolphin. I could probably mention whales too. If you don't like whales and dolphins then you're doing life wrong. A for everything. 5. Sloths. It's all about the vibe with sloths. They don't get anything for power or aesthetic but they win at vibe. Edited October 2, 2016 by Mr Owl PhD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 (edited) "Animals" is a bit vague. Sharks; other fish; birds; frogs; DINOSAURS! (wait, I could have the birds with them, and get one more - let's say cephalopods.) No? Sharks, great whites particularly. A+ for everything. Some might knock a bit off vibe for them being a tad impersonable, but not I. I think I'll sneak goblins and megamouths in here, though they're cool for slightly different reasons. Octopuses. Great Pacific ones if I have to pick. A+ for everything. Pangolins. A+ for aesthetic and vibe. Maybe not the greatest on power but they do have green scaly plate armour. Someone actually made a suit of armour from them, for some emperor, once. Legit game of thrones. I mean come on. Bonobos. (the better chimp species) A+ for vibe and solid aesthetic: basically a human but better - less murderous, more chilled, more sex, and they respect women. High marks for power, too, probably; presumably they could tear you limb from limb even if they wouldn't. Giant squid. High marks for everything; bonus points for mystery appeal, like the goblin and megamouth sharks. Edited October 3, 2016 by scottyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Also: 13 hours ago, colb said: Makes the list because one trapped my brother in a phone box overnight a few years ago. Wait. Wait. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 58 minutes ago, scottyboy said: Also: Wait. Wait. What? I was chased up a tree by a Badger once, they are a lot bigger than you expect, a lot more bitey and infinitely more grumpy than you can imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 9/30/2016 at 8:30 PM, ca_gere said: You're mental. I can understand it's not the 'cleanest' city but pretty much everything else about the place is amazing - to be top of your shit-hole list it must have done something very nasty to you. Dog shit a'why, expensive, far too busy, and most of the locals were cunts. Nae into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Animals. Yas.Orcas - The wolves of the ocean. Bad ass black metal gangster dolphins that hunt like absolute bastards. An Orca once killed a great white by turning it upside down and holding it until it drowned. That's a fucking mammal drowning a fish. Holy shit. And yet can be chill as fuck with humans. Power, Aesthetic, Vibe - A+Honey Badgers - The most mental little fucker on land. Will attack fucking anything, no matter the size. Will attack poisonous snakes, almost die, wake up 2 days later and eat the fucking thing that made it sick. Despite being the size of a dog, they've been known to chase Lions away and take their kills. Mental little fuckers.Power - A+Aesthetic - BVibe - DBlue Whales - They're fucking 30 metres long.Power, Aesthetic - AVibe - A+ Dogs - Man's best friend. Not all dogs though. Like those little horrible chihuahua fuckers. or pugs. Get a medium sized dog. An actual dog. Like a huskie. Or a Corgi crossed with an Alsatian. Yas.Power - CAesthetic - BVibe - A+Penguins - They're so chill on land, cos they don't really have any land predators. They seem awesome. I'll even let them off with the gay-necro-sex thing, cos they look awesome and do that sliding on their belly thing.Power - DAesthetic - AVibe - A 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 5 hours ago, scottyboy said: Also: Wait. Wait. What? He was walking home from the pub somewhere in Devon and stumbled across a badger. They got into it a bit and he ended up in a phone box. All night, with an angry badger coming at him any time he opened the door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/10/08/national/media-national/nagoya-boring-city-japan/#.V_ofybWlilN So I wasn't wrong about Nagoya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Top 5 best moments in sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 11 hours ago, ca_gere said: Top 5 best moments in sport. That I've witnessed (on telly or whatever) or in history? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Gary Lineker shiting on the pitch at Italia '90 x 5. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Lemonade said: That I've witnessed (on telly or whatever) or in history? I was going for 'in history' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Top 5 sweeties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 5 - Rolos 4 - Boost. Delicious biscuit and toffee. These are relatively rare in Ireland and for some reason they're called Moro (but still as good). 3 - M&Ms. There's hunners of varieties now, biscuit, almond, mint, pretzel, but I like the good old chocolate ones. 2 - Wispa Never go away again. 1 - Munchies. Unbeatable cinema snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Double Decker Jelly Belly Taffy Dime Bar Those big, flat Haribo strawberries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Dime! Criminally underrated sweet I'd go: 1. Whole Nut 2. Kinder Bueno 3. Bounty 4. Dime 5. Lion or Maltesers. Can't decide or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 I like how there's 3 distinct taste profiles so far: Lemonade preferring the toffee/caramel notes, Soda the more 'Jeely' ones and me going for nuts (pea, hazel and coco) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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