Lemonade Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 I hate Liverpool as much as the next Liverpool hating guy. But when it was between them and Man City for the league last season, that's like choosing between a cake made of shit or a milkshake made of jizz. I didn't care who won but I did care who lost so I sided with Liverpool as the less objectionable of the two. Then when they fucked it up and Suarez started crying I laughed my ass off and decided I didn't care who lost either and went about my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 A world with Mario Balotelli in it is so much better than one without, and I can't wait to see him back in the EPL. Can I buy him for my FL team yet? Reports regarding Mario are often exaggerated but I'm not sure I read anything about him leaving this world/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Photos of Paul Gascoigne doing the rounds on Twitter today are absolutely shocking. Poor bastard. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-gascoigne-hospital-faces-being-4086608 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 David Moyes ice bucket challenge in slow motion is quite funny. http://youtu.be/pahBGNDVH8M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Photos of Paul Gascoigne doing the rounds on Twitter today are absolutely shocking. Poor bastard. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-gascoigne-hospital-faces-being-4086608 They've photoshopped the fuck out of that photo,,,,,,he looks bad, but not that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I think Balotelli will play off the left hand side of what is essentially a pretty fluid 4-2-3-1: Mignolet Flanagan - Skrtel - Lovren - Moreno Gerrard - Henderson Coutinho - Sterling - Balotelli Sturridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I think Balotelli will play off the left hand side of what is essentially a pretty fluid 4-2-3-1: Mignolet Flanagan - Skrtel - Lovren - Moreno Gerrard - Henderson Coutinho - Sterling - Balotelli Sturridge If they play that formation then Flanagan and Moreno can look forward to zero protection from their wide front men. Ballotelli and Coutinho both don't defend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I think it'll be pretty narrow, with the full backs providing the width and Henderson and mostly Gerrard giving that protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I'll be gutted if Lallana spends most of the season on the bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 It'll be him and Coutinho rotating I would think. Plenty of games for both, especially with the Champs' League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 The LMA have made right fools of themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 They have a bit. "Yeah it was just totes bants brigade, right, yeah?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) Edited August 22, 2014 by Paranoid Android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Great response by Cardiff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Lot of talk that Welbz is demanding a move today. 5 or 6 premier league teams interested. I think he'd do ok with regular games for a lot of clubs. Could do a bit of a Sturridge to a lesser degree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 So, Caley Thistle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Yes let's talk about them instead of Aberdeen. Also Di Maria to Man U looks to be on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Anyone not watching MOTD should catch it on iplayer for the palace - west ham match at least. Barry Davies back commentating, great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Shame it's only a one off. It reminds me of Actua Soccer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 He should just come back properly, show all the others how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Spurs destroying QPR who look mince. Lamela on form which is nice to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) QPR look a mess. Trying to play moneyball again in the premier league. Feels like they didn't learn anything from there last attempt. Edited August 24, 2014 by Captain America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Di Maria's plane has been spotted. Yeah, good decision. So terrible. Two games. Two players limp off injured, to add to the other seven injuries. And there's just no pace. United just can't sell Welbeck. They looked infinitely better when he came on. He's the only player who can sprint. Darren Fletcher and Tom Cleverley wouldn't get into any other Premier League side. The absolute worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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