The Milner Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Nithing is better than smashing some hole, especially if it involves screwing over an employer at the same time. Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Can't come to work today. I'm absolutely destroying your wifes back doors. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 something something....your ma...something something. #LADZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 I worked one summer in Burger King in Altens. A bloody horrible place run by people who had no concept of treating people as humans. One assistant manager was fine though - his contempt for the place was so huge that nightshift with him usually turned into a game of how much we could piss off the customers. Our usual game was to get the order spectacularly wrong, then he would give me a "bollocking" right in front of the customer. They'd often end up apologising to me because I got such a bollocking I remember that he once ordered me to "go to the office and wait there". Of course, once he fixed the problem, he came into the office - and we were in fits laughing at his choice in language. It was however fantastic for overtime - I was racking up ridiculous hours a week without any problems. I walked out with nearly 3000 pounds for not even 9 weeks work. But when the time came, I wrote "I QUIT" with my name on an old newspaper and stuck it up in the office. I got a phone call the next day from the Dundonian tosser of an assistant manager demanding that I come in. I told him to piss off, and he replied with "you'll be disciplined!!!" in a hysterical voice. I told him (again) to piss off, and he gave me the incredibly patronising speech about how I'll receive a disciplinary letter in the post and how I'll have to come for a meeting about my conduct and so on. To this day, I don't think he quite understood that unlike him, Burger King wasn't my life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 I got sacked today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 (edited) From the management committee? Edited June 15, 2014 by James Broonbreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 From the management committee? nope the tandoori. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Is this because you made your demands and they didn't like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Nah basically the boss was in a bad mood and when I was packing he had something bad to say about everything. First he moaned the bag wasn't tied in the middle (which is ridiculous) then moaned the back was too heavy and would break. He then proceeded to empty the full bag I packed of 12 boxes to put it in 2 when he could've doubled it with 2 bags. In the end I stepped away and let him do it as everything I did he moaned. I stepped away and talked to one of the drivers. He then shouted at me to come pack the back again and I politely asked him not to shout at me. He then just told me to go home. What a dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 He should have told you to 'pack your bags'. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moon Moon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Wasn't much of an insult. Was more of a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 I was insulted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 After that comment I'm glad he got the saag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 After that comment I'm glad he got the saag.go fuck yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Haha, that's a brilliant response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 go fuck yourself.Alright billy big bollocks, I was only Tikka'n the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Alright billy big bollocks, I was only Tikka'n the piss.considering I've just lost my job it isn't exactly the best time to *take the piss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 It's the perfect time to take the piss, we haven't lost our jobs. 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 (edited) considering I've just lost my job it isn't exactly the best time to *take the piss.Dry your rice, there will be plenty more jobs out there where you won't be subjected to a weird sort of slavery. Dance little white boy, dance. Edited June 15, 2014 by Alkaline 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 I'm on my last slice of pizza and fear I may still be hungry after it's completion, this isn't exactly the best time for you to give neg rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 He said aloo, you said goodbye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Maybe let him calm down for a few days and go back in for a friendly chaat with him about getting your job back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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