colb Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) Tally = ItaliansIt's an OLD one, post 2nd world war. Haven't heard it for years.My gran used to call the ice cream van the tally van. Edited June 1, 2015 by colb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I'd much rather have a tally van coming down my street than the Taliban. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 "Forever Living". Does somebody want to explain what the shitting fuck this is?, because every time I see anything regarding it, it ends up in someone bragging about how much money they earn or what super sized fish tank they are going to buy, shortly before telling you how bad your life is without it..............I thought it was just a joke from Team America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Yeah Tally is Italian, though someone ITT did guess that it was a Taliban reference too. Just an absolutely mind-boggling level of ignorance. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Is that all the Aloe-themed products and the Clean 9 weight loss program and stuff? One of my mates and his wife started selling it all so I did the Clean 9 a few years back. Worst week ever. "Forever Living". Does somebody want to explain what the shitting fuck this is?, because every time I see anything regarding it, it ends up in someone bragging about how much money they earn or what super sized fish tank they are going to buy, shortly before telling you how bad your life is without it..............I thought it was just a joke from Team America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Yes, I think so. Aloe Vera, its supposed to be life changing, its changed mine anyway. To one of constant annoyance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Aloe Vera water is nice, but I can't help but think I'm drinking shampoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Yeah Tally is Italian, though someone ITT did guess that it was a Taliban reference too. Just an absolutely mind-boggling level of ignorance. xxAh, silly me. Or, silly person who was having a go at a Muslim while I was in earshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I know it's a well worn subject already but some of the spelling and grammar you see on Facebook really does make me shake my head.Is it laziness or do these people really think 'chuffed' is spelled 'chuft' and that full stops aren't needed at the end of sentences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I know it's a well worn subject already but some of the spelling and grammar you see on Facebook really does make me shake my head.Is it laziness or do these people really think 'chuffed' is spelled 'chuft' and that full stops aren't needed at the end of sentences?wat u on about m8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 wat u on about m8? yh is thi's guy a fukn idi8 or wot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 its the intrenet not a spelling test u dont need too spell proper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) I can get behind that to a certain extent actually. I'm by no means a grammar nazi but when you're coming off as completely illiterate however - there's definitely a line. You miss the odd apostrophe or misspell something that's totally fine but some of the text speak that is even itself spelled incorrectly just makes me cringe. Edited June 4, 2015 by ca_gere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 It is a bit of a con - you get your "own" website but really it just links into the main one and you get commission. She stopped it after finding out the guy she was paying to maintain the website was actually directing all her sales to his own. It sounds it, my feed is buried in it at the moment. By all means go make a few quid, especially if it means sitting your arse on Facebook all day, ill tip my hat to that!. Its just all the patronising, "saccharine sweet" LIFE messages that seem to go with it. Nobody is allowed to have an "alright" day any more, everything has to be fantarrrstecc! - or SO exciting. Don't be happy with just average, aim for the top!. Yeh, like that helped with the other 37 years. I'll tell you when life was fantastic, exciting and worth "internet" screaming over will i? at Christmas, between the ages of 4 and 10. Thats - It!. Certainly not by selling cunting toothpaste. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 It sounds it, my feed is buried in it at the moment. By all means go make a few quid, especially if it means sitting your arse on Facebook all day, ill tip my hat to that!. Its just all the patronising, "saccharine sweet" LIFE messages that seem to go with it. Nobody is allowed to have an "alright" day any more, everything has to be fantarrrstecc! - or SO exciting. Don't be happy with just average, aim for the top!. Yeh, like that helped with the other 37 years. I'll tell you when life was fantastic, exciting and worth "internet" screaming over will i? at Christmas, between the ages of 4 and 10. Thats - It!. Certainly not by selling cunting toothpaste. Cunts.Some of its got Ketamine in: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-10687488Might buy some on the off chance... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 The pound shop have some aloe vera juice in stock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 You'll no longer see posts from Word Porn in News Feed Should have done that months ago. Or unfriended the people who incessantly share it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 This just appeared on my newsfeed. Holy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stroopy121 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 I love those idiots sharing Daily Mash and NewsThump stuff not realising it's satire! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 You mean, Kanye West hasn't quit music to focus his time on being a twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 This just appeared on my newsfeed. Holy shit. A bit of ambiguity over the 'like and share' instruction there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Today has been a cunt-feat with people publicly celebrating the their dads on Fathers Day. Just pick up the phone and tell him he's a good guy. No need to be a fucking knob online. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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