Tony Marlin Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 What's so vandal-proof about it like?It isn't one with individul letter tiles that can be picked off, and it's easy to clean with a soft cloth and some warm soapy water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 One day I intend to paint I's on every "To Let" sign in Aberdeen.Cos my favourite joke is "Look someone's nicked the I from that sign." Cue groans' date=' before I say "sorry, I've got To Let syndrome."I'm a barrell of laughs. Pity it's empty. Am I right? "You're not wrong." Knowing Me Knowing You episode 1[/quote']hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 In one of the toilets in the William Guild building at Aberdeen Uni, someone's written "RGU Degrees - please take one" on the toilet roll dispenser.Made me laugh, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 These little gems have appeared on an offshore toilet...."Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii "Above the toilet roll.... "Celtic Team photos, take one and wipe to develop."Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Are you a fan of the modified Canal Street sign as well?And let us not forget the equally as funny "Shore Lane" modification.Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 I seem to recall a 'Bellenden Walk' in Culter somewhere which became 'Bellend Wank'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Stencil Graffitti Stencil Revolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Banksy Art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 someone has written 'ben quik has shit hair' on one of the female toilets in drummonds. that made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 someone has written 'ben quik has shit hair' on one of the female toilets in drummonds. that made me laugh.maybe they mis-spelt 'here'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 In one of the toilets in the William Guild building at Aberdeen Uni' date=' someone's written "RGU Degrees - please take one" on the toilet roll dispenser.Made me laugh, anyway.[/quote']That's an oldie. In RGU they do the same gag but the victim is Techie College Diplomas. In Techie College they don't do that gag because nobody can rite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 maybe they mis-spelt 'here'...Perhaps Ben attended Techie College AND is unable to process the gender symbols for toilets correctly, then decided to document his dump. Seems a much more likely explanation. Now if someone had scrawled "Carl the Goth has shit hair" then I'd probably be inclinded to take them more seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 The Asda staff toilets at Bridge of Dee used to have Celtic and Rangers season tickets written under each of the dispensers of toilet roll in't cubicles. Raised a chortle the first time I saw it I must admit.When we reopen I guess we can look forward to all kinds of jolly new graffiti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstrel Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Something about the Canal Street sign actually having to be changed to "Canal St." made me smile...Also, "Cherish these moments" on toilet roll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 In 1994 The Ministry of Sin took out a billboard on King Street beside Gibbs Tools. Someone painted over the wording so that it read "The Ministry of Shite". And it seems like yesterday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 I seem to recall a 'Bellenden Walk' in Culter somewhere which became 'Bellend Wank'...bellenden road is in miltimber, i don't know about a bellenden walk though. remember reading about the cannabis plants growing in miltimber? well that was just at the top of bellenden road.does anyone want to go and vandalize the moorings bar sometime soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 does anyone want to go and vandalize the moorings bar sometime soon? Does anyone want vandalised in The Moorings Bar soon? I'll just get my banjo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 I've seen tons of thet stuff by Duncan Cumming... all the "Anti-Hero" stuff etc.I really like the one that's sprayed on the wall of 'The Priory', "Kill Clubs, not Seals"and what WAS sprayed on the side of the new club called, 'Soul', "Let's turn a church into a club! Wow!"I know the people that did the stuff on the abandoned garage on the way out the Garthdee, I've always been a fan of it. "Adverts for pubs here".There are about 10 things of Hoover's in the alley near my flat that leads to Fopp... it's annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 maybe they mis-spelt 'here'...hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 someone wrote "willy" down the road from me, it's not really funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Something about the Canal Street sign actually having to be changed to "Canal St." made me smile...I stand corrected. I walked passed it 5 mins ago, and it is still that letter tile design, but been changed to 'Canal St'. someone has tried to paint out the 'C', but Anal st is still not as funny as Anal Treet.Isn't the 'Anal Treet' sign a joke from the Queer As Folk programme anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 I know the people that did the stuff on the abandoned garage on the way out the Garthdee' date=' I've always been a fan of it. "Adverts for pubs here"[/quote']"American Wants More Oil"There's some pleasing stuff down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Back in about 1986, I had to sit the primary 6 entrance exam for Gordon's. The desk was covered in graffiti, but the standout message was "The Milky Bar Kid sticks bars of chocolate up aliens' arseholes". There will never be a funnier piece of graffiti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scott cs. Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 when i was in Brechin yesterday, the 'Discount were in one of the pubs there, the Delhousie Bar i think it was called. in the toilets was a really well done piece of graffiti by the owners saying to go to the local night club (i think) and graffiti their toilet.guess you had to be there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 For years, a cubicle in Ma Cameron's had the legend"Digger Dod does his Christmas shopping in Inverurie"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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